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05 Aug 2026

9:54 AM
A photograph of Alex Horne in the Taskmaster studio, against the stage backdrop. He is laughing and smiling wide, displaying the gap in his front teeth. He looks very happy.ALT
A photograph of Greg Davies. He is wearing a t shirt and glasses, not the Taskmaster suit. He is looking to one side anxiously or apprehensively.ALT
Text reading: why am I soft in the middle? (the rest of my life is so hard) by haredjarrisALT
a photograph of a key lime pie. it seems to be placed on a busy kitchen counter.ALT
the waist and hips of a plus size/chubby man in black suit trousers, a back jacket and a white shirt. This is not actually Alex Horne but for the purposes of the fic we are pretending it is.ALT
two blue needle "pens" for administering ozempic, on a pale peach backgroundALT

Alex’s body has changed a bit lately, middle age hitting more like a forehead kiss than a train, and he certainly doesn’t mind it. Sharing this new, body-confident energy with Greg in studio can only be a good thing, right? Right?

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21 Aug 2026

4:10 PM
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HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY TO THE WONDERFUL @flishnyet!!!! 🥳🎁🎈🎂

You are supremely talented and kind and I’m really happy to have befriended you through this silly old fandom. Thank you for all the wonderful chats and pep talks and silliness we’ve had over these last few months 💬💕

Anyone reading this, if you don’t know Flish, check out her amazing art, fic, GIFs, edits; you are in for a treat!!!

Love, your best friend, Greg Davies xoxo

3:46 PM

Really bloody hungry this afternoon! But that’s okay! That’s why they invented snacks!

no longer hungry but have learnt the hard way that tesco’s own salt and vinegar rice cakes are MUCH BETTER than snack a jack brand!!

3:25 PM

Really bloody hungry this afternoon! But that’s okay! That’s why they invented snacks!

1:25 PM

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

20 Aug 2026

9:32 PM

today i didn’t

- do my physio (second day running)

- shower

- take my vitamins

- eat lunch

- take my antidepressants

and then i wonder why i feel weird 🤪🤪🤪

Today I did all these things 🥰 and now it’s sleep. Goodnight!

19 Aug 2026

11:01 PM

couldn’t sleep because i thought of a scary thing (the trailer for the new insidious) so i thought about and looked at pictures of CLAH instead and j***** *** and now im gonna sleep goodnight 😇

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