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Esme's Personal/Art Blog

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Esme (she/her) here to deliver puns 30-Jewish-White-Panicking

Hello! I'm Esme.

I'm just gonna give you the scoop real quick.

I'm 30+, use she/her exclusively (no they/them, please!) and am white/Jewish. This is my personal/fanart blog! I'll post other stuff, but for the most part, I'm going to focus on art and writing.

This blog encourages engagement. Send stuff and comment, please!!!

I also do blog-based RP! I have a couple blogs, and I might reblog art for those blogs here to show it off. I'm not listing URLs because that will get outdated... so fast. I'll @ them in the relevant art.

I ask that only people 18 years or older follow me. I don't plan on posting Adult Content here, but I'm more comfortable interacting with people around my age. Thank you for understanding.

This is a trans safe space, including nonbinary people and people w/ neopronouns! Please be respectful of other peoples' identities or see the door!

Currently interested in Writing/Drawing for:

  • Transformers Animated
  • Teen Titans
  • Steven Universe (drawing only)
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold
  • Fallen London (and franchise)
  • Cube Escape/Rusty Lake
  • Welcome Home
  • DHMIS
  • Slay the Princess
  • Dragon Age
  • BG3
  • A couple VERY specific canon/oc ships

For various reasons, I am not interested in writing/drawing for the following fandoms:

  • H.P
  • Ha.zbin/Hellu.va
  • Heta.lia
  • AO/T
  • Hom.est.uck
  • Descendants
  • More to be added as I think of them

I'm a shameless OC/Canon shipper. Here's the current roster below:

  • Lorelei (Luminous)/Doc Ock (AU Raimiverse)
  • Lorelei (Luminous)/The Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
  • Lorelei Taverell/Halsin Silverbough (BG3)
  • Lorelei Sabrae (Luminous Lavellan)/Emmrich Volkarin (Dragon Age: The Veilguard)
  • Lorelei Sabrae (Luminous Lavellan)/Solas (Dragon Age)
  • Lorelei Snow/AZ (Pokemon)
  • Naomi Sato/Sportacus (Lazytown)
  • Naomi Sato/Wally Darling (Welcome Home)
  • Tyra Welter/Prowl (Transformers Animated)
  • Tyra Welter/Wheatley (Portal 2)
  • Una Tav/Shadowheart (BG3)
  • Penelope "Nellie" Mylonas/Maestro (Doctor Who)

... and the list will most certainly get longer.

I'm currently only taking requests if I reblog an art challenge meme, and I do not have a Patreon/Ko-fi. This is purely hobby work, and I'd prefer to keep it that way. Requests may open up at some point.

Links and the like to come soon! Thanks!

I love these games so much but they are so hard to explain. There is death and confusion and cults and so much fish. Why is it always fish.

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

Oh also you do have to read real books. Like you have to read the books. You can’t just read fanfic, those are not books. You can if you just want to write fanfic, but if you want to write books, you kinda gotta read books. No, posts do not count.

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

Look in gutters. Flip over rocks in a park. Get into birdwatching, even if it's just for pigeons and house sparrows, cuz you'll be surprised at how beautiful they are and how much else you'll see that you thought was just sparrows. Start identifying plants on the street. Plant a native flower in a public median. Stare into a pond or a puddle until something moves.

I don't think people who come from wattpad after the purge and now want ao3 to have its own official app understand that one of the main reasons behind the recent wattpad purge that drove them to ao3 was due to pressure from appstore demanding wattpad to be more strict and follow appstore's policy. wattpad complied in order for its app to be able to remain on appstore. thus the wattpad purge.

ao3 doesn't have an app because for it to have an app, appstore will have to approve it first. and if, hypothetically, ao3 needs appstore to approve it, it will also have to abide by appstore's pro-censorship stance and start banning dark and taboo fics, which is against its own core principle of being completely against censorship.

ao3 doesn't need an app. it works more than fine without an app. the reason ao3 can allow dark and taboo fics, the reason it can allow the most disgusting and shockingly vile fics, and be completely against censorship is because it doesn't need appstore's approval. it stands on its own as a non-profit organization with functioning site and a team of lawyers protecting its platform, its users, and every single fanwork on its platform.

everybody say thank you ao3

AO3 does not, will not, has NEVER had an app. If you think that you found “the ao3 app,” that’s not the ao3 app

when you know THAT scene is gonna be fire 🔥

…but you still have to reach it somehow…

No one ever talks about how heavy a checkovs gun is to carry through 100,000s of words and not fire it off to early or go “hehehehe” in the author notes.

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord