I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

Greater glider,

ohhhhhhhh my GOODNESS 901jr is being ADORABLE right now!!!

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

It's literally cutes when a girl's weapon is as big as her whole all of her

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves