i woke up @ 1:00 lol, and then i went straight to my grammas beach w/ my mom... i love chocolate pudding- i thot you shuld know... lol, ya and well my brother just called and he's an annoying little shit "wheres mom" i dont kno "wen will she be back... where is she? did she tell u where she was going" GOD IF I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE IS I OBVIOUSLY DONO WEN SHE'LL BE BACK OR WHERE SHE WAS GOING!!!!!!! i eventually said bye and hung up... i'm so happy he's in nantucket... too bad he's not going there for school next year GRR alrighty well i'm SOOO bored and i have nothing to do @ the moment and i dont know when everyone's going mini golfing but i think it's @ 5... so w/e i didnt vacuum my gamma's house today.. she told me tomorrow cuz today was really hot alright i gotta call jess r and tell nichole wut time but ya bye
Ugghh!!! I was walking down the street the other day and I passed this newsstand and I was like, "I'll totally get that new copy of Elle because I forgot to renew my subscription!" And oh MY GOD!!! There was my sex tape right in the middle of the newstand and Iwaslikewoah how did it get there?
OH MY GOD IT IS THERE!! !For children to see!!! X((!!! THAT MAKes ME SO MAD BOIL BOIL AHHH AHHH AHHH!!! I punched Gary Coleman in the face! I screamed at people who walked by! "How can they put this out here for children to see?" Think of the children! Think about it! Stop it! Put it up! Stop it! You're scaring tinkerbell!!110 o3--z :(((
Anyway, I like ripped off the poster and GOD I got a fucking papercut! OHMIGAWD I SAID FUCKING. GOD! I said it again! And then I grabbed the DVD and I left with it and they were totally acting like I was stealing... hello!!! It was MY DVD, you morons!
I was sooo embarrassed though... luckily they didn't press charges just a ham!!Q LOLOLELOLELE :)) :)) :))
Lyke, total rofflecakes don't people know that I'm the ubersocialite, Paris Hilton? I can get America shut down if I really want! tintytintypoo
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I went into this video store yesrerday! You know! The place where they sell tapes! ^_Lole well I tried to get a movie called One Time In Paris and they said they didn't have it so I said, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111118881881881888zru8000s";
so I left and I was like, "I am SOOOO getting this place shut down." and then the woman fucking said "I don't think anyone will ever understand why that trollop has the level of fame that she currently has. Perhaps her 'career' of acting like an idiot will come to an abrupt end when she turns 28 and her skin becomes as weathered as her Prada dog bag. Personally, I'd find the Hilton family exploits much more interesting if instead of having two strangely ubiquitous debutante daughters, they had two really fat and gassy sons who eat beef sandwiches and break wind while scratching themselves while hitting mailboxes with baseball bats. Now, that's good television."
And I was TOTALLY going to go in there and spread butter on their ears and make bacon sandwiches but OMGZSrorz 00
this girl came and and she said, "You people need to shut up! Why is it any of you people's businees? Why is it ok for any of you to tell people what and what they aren't? What if Paris is a slut? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT It? You people just wish you could be famous and have lots of money. You people need to learn and grow up!!! and people who say that she is a skeleton needs to shut up just because ur fat and ugly doesn't mean u have to judge other people. Plus there is always prettier people so get over it!" so I was lyke totally "YEAH, SISTER" and I just walked off but still, I'm shutting that place dowWNNNN DOWN LIKE AUSTRALIA!!!
