If I'm not obsessing over something, reading too many books at the same time, adoring a great movie, hating a bad movie, playing with words, attempting to bake and/or paint, reading trivia about David Lynch, drooling over art, talking while hyperactively gesturing with my hands, staying up all night because I dislike sleeping, biking around loving Amsterdam, talking to myself out loud, dancing because I feel like dancing OR driving myself crazy thinking too much...
...then I'm probably sleeping. What a waste of time. So, nice to meet you. I'm hiding myself behind a mysterious pseudonym: Hayley Zero.