new lyrics... Designated Elephant.
Drowned in absinthe late one night,
I had just left a party after a huge fight,
A flying behemoth soared overhead,
And I thought that I would soon be dead,
It landed before me with a sigh,
And I looked at it, not rising above it's thigh.
And I said,
Oh elephant, elephant, how can you fly,
When one of your toes is bigger than my thigh,
Oh elephant, elephant, why can't you see,
Your defiance of gravity just cannot be,
Your defiance of gravity mystifies me..
He waggled his trunk with queer look in his eye,
Trying to hide himself as a car passed by,
He waved me over to him and I slowly advanced,
Then I suddenly realized that I had no pants,
He whispered in my ear "Don't you know?"
"I'm the Designated Elephant, here to take you home."
And I said,
Oh elephant, elephant, how can you fly,
When one of your toes is bigger than my thigh,
Oh elephant, elephant, why can't you see,
Your defiance of gravity just cannot be,
Your defiance of gravity mystifies me..
I climbed on his back and we soared up high,
Over the city, up into the sky,
I looked down upon the people stubling along the street,
Their personal elephants resting their feet,
We neared my home and he flew down low,
Landing softly so my neighbors wouldn't know.
And I said,
Oh elephant, elephant, I see how you fly,
Even though your toe is bigger than my thigh,
Oh elephant, elephant, now I can see,
Your defiance of gravity can be,
Your defiance of gravity no longer mystifies me....
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My latest song... As you can see, it's called "The Designated Elephant"... Thinking of a band name something like "13th Fret" or something... peace homies..
I had just left a party after a huge fight,
A flying behemoth soared overhead,
And I thought that I would soon be dead,
It landed before me with a sigh,
And I looked at it, not rising above it's thigh.
And I said,
Oh elephant, elephant, how can you fly,
When one of your toes is bigger than my thigh,
Oh elephant, elephant, why can't you see,
Your defiance of gravity just cannot be,
Your defiance of gravity mystifies me..
He waggled his trunk with queer look in his eye,
Trying to hide himself as a car passed by,
He waved me over to him and I slowly advanced,
Then I suddenly realized that I had no pants,
He whispered in my ear "Don't you know?"
"I'm the Designated Elephant, here to take you home."
And I said,
Oh elephant, elephant, how can you fly,
When one of your toes is bigger than my thigh,
Oh elephant, elephant, why can't you see,
Your defiance of gravity just cannot be,
Your defiance of gravity mystifies me..
I climbed on his back and we soared up high,
Over the city, up into the sky,
I looked down upon the people stubling along the street,
Their personal elephants resting their feet,
We neared my home and he flew down low,
Landing softly so my neighbors wouldn't know.
And I said,
Oh elephant, elephant, I see how you fly,
Even though your toe is bigger than my thigh,
Oh elephant, elephant, now I can see,
Your defiance of gravity can be,
Your defiance of gravity no longer mystifies me....
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My latest song... As you can see, it's called "The Designated Elephant"... Thinking of a band name something like "13th Fret" or something... peace homies..
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