mutinsfromthemoon “i love funny people” ilya says and a random person just goes “and then you married shane hollander” and ilya whips around deeply offended like “EXCUSE ME?”. then at home “hollander you’re so boring” only ilya can call shane boring ilya plays to shane’s face and shane’s face only to the rest of the world ilya’s the most devoted husband of all time heated rivalry hollanov shane hollander ilya rozanov heated rivarly fanfic headcanon shane x ilya post tlg