love song for a vampire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
susspirria
dykesynthezoid

Talamasca sending Guy to get info on Jasper is so laughable that I can’t not see it as them using him as bait. They were like. Yeah this guy who can read vampire minds is just kind of bullshitting his way through everything he does and looking like a kitten who’s fallen into his saucer of milk while he does it. Like did they just know that Jasper has a corruption kink and go oh hey this is perfect. We have a dude right here with the vibe of a naive ingenue blinking his big pretty eyes at everything. Might as well have slathered him in barbecue sauce before sending him on his way. Piece of pie under a box held up by a stick type of bait. Like what the hell

hayloumac

And it worked

gasper