Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

Happy 2nd Birthday to

“We Had to Drink Each Other's Pee”

“I have a Brita filter.”

“WE have a Brita filter -- DO NOT PEE IN OUR BRITA FILTER, MARK!”

Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual

Marvin: Sure thing

Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

Jackie: I feel fine

Schneep: You were just stabbed!

Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.

MARVIN FROM JACKSEPTICEYE ON WHITE PEOPLE TWITTER??

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

thank you for this post

Oh my god I love this

Chase: I have good news and bad news

Chase: which first?

Henrik: good news

Chase: I won’t do it again

Marvin, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Chase: Those are Pokémon cards

Marvin, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you