Howdy.

Got an order from round these parts.

Which one'a y'all ordered th heavy cream?

*lifts the heavy canister and flexes*

I'd prefer t'get this taken care of shortly. I seen human folk round these parts, an' lord knows the sunsuvbitches are out for my rebel hide.

(no subject)

Hey what does a man have to do to get some food around here



and by food I don't mean dick, mon fapitan, so that is no, I won't blow you even if you stick your wang in a donut


well i might eat the donut but then you'll be left with nothing but a frosting-covered cock and really that's a lose-lose situation for you either way


plus you're like. fictional.