mother, may i sleep with greyseal?
it often makes no sense, in fact, i never understand these things i feel...
Journal created:
on 8 April 2002 (#522518)
Updated:
on 12 September 2011
Name:
I DO WHAT I WANT aka Catbird S. Affectations, Esq.
Birthdate:
20 May
Location:
Seattle, Washington, United States
External Services:
greyseal has been described as a minx shrouded in mystery and intrigue. By day she gleefully makes life-altering decisions for hapless loan applicants. By night she heads up an elite crime-fighting force, utilizing her several years of martial arts and small arms weapons training. Her other activities include trying to get paid what she's worth, finding a man who can truly appreciate her, and trying to convince everyone she isn't a smoker. When she isn't seeking sex, riches and nicotine fixes, greyseal teaches first aid to blind children. In 2002, she won the Academy Award for best editing in a short subject for her film, "She's All That II: And a Bag of Chips." In 2000, she earned a dual Ph.D. in Textile Science and Astrophysics from Harvard University. She reviews all marriage proposals fairly and equitably, and plans to accept as many as possible.
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