Crotch dare!

I dare anyone to crotch their own head and get someone to take a picture of it.
At this time of night that seems like the coolest thing to me.
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to quote my contracts professor: "query..."

so since UC Davis's law school is named after Martin Luther King Jr. we have a statue of him at the entrance to the building. It's very nice. Inspirational.

Would putting him on my crotch list be completely offensive, or an appropriate way to show my utmost respect and appreciation?

I would appreciate feedback on this very important matter.