imagine if something gay happened

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

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Just found out Brahmas chickens exist. Seeing those dudes really reminds me that they’re related to the t-rex. Look at this dude:

You must be saying, but that is just a regular rooster.

At this point you’re probably sweating, maybe shaking and crying saying, surely that child is just short, but again you’d be

They are big.

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

I love how at first it looks like a normal chicken coming out of the house:

but then it keeps coming

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

why is it giving this

sopranos episode 1

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

lmfao

I’m happy for them

they clearly all named themselves and i love theyre trying to be who they want to be

Enya, as intended. (via lilmissshitpaws)

I’m so confused as to how this was filmed

They taped the camera to the drum, then Had it spin, and held the cat through the hole. It makes it look like the kitty is spinning, in reality, it’s just the camera.

Sublime

my super power is that i can make several people reblog a picture of a maned wolf, look:

im dizzy from laughing at this image

no fucking way it wasn’t original character this whole time 😭

Rip to the “leshawna ball original character” believers

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again