gasmask

in my sci class on thurs...

Dr Jones: so, speaking of swine flu, have you heard about Egypt?
Class: (blank stares)
Dr Jones: the decided to euthanize every pig in the country.
Class: (blank stares)
Me: (grin)
Dr Jones: yeah, all six of them.
Class: (more blank stares)
Me: hehehee.
Dr Jones: cuz, ya know, they are Muslim?
Class: huh?
Dr Jones: all right, back to the lecture. you people scare me, you need to get out more.


this was following Yolie's joke: 100 years ago they said that pigs would fly before we got a black president, now? swine flu. (swine FLEW)
so bad you have to laugh.
gasmask

Do you like to dance?

do you have an exhibitionist streak?
do you want a fun and rewarding hobby?
do you like the "retro" look (20s-50s)?
DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!

Deviant Dolls Burlesque

is having the first round of open auditions!
Saturday the 11 at 6 pm in Denton Tx.
if you or someone you know may be interested,
please leave me a comment and some contact info

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
there are plenty of shows in the near future
if you would like to come see what we are all about.

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gasmask

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omg they actually hired a new person at the bar!
that means i dont have to work wed nights ANYMORE!!!
i still have hours that make money, and i, get this, have TWO days off, IN A ROW.
lyke, freakin out, n stuff!

anyway, im going to go by delicious seasonal beer now, and watch a movie with my grumpy boyfriend.
(jk :)