if he told you to jump off a cliff would you do it
TOR @ PHI // august 8th, 2026
*trying to explain why baseball is interesting* all my friends are so horny about this one of them threatened to go blind
Kitty shadow 🐈
dire question: what is That Post for you that makes you laugh helplessly every time you see it?
our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary
caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now
The Picture of Dorian GrAI
liking a character but not really having anything to say about them feels like this
[Image ID: tweet by Stephen A Smith: "TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg" /end ID]
