HMD/plotting post for Shego! If you've any critiques, any comments, or want to plot, just drop me a line here - you can also reach me via PM, AIM (metonumia) or e-mail (asyndeta@gmail.com).
[Hello, Barge. The view behind Shego is no longer of her mountain lair quarters, but a generously proportioned apartment with floor-to-ceiling windows and the sort of classy, minimalist furnishings of someone who doesn't plan on spending much time at home. She doesn't really look older, but people who know her well will know that she looks more centered and in better shape than she's ever really been on the Barge.]
Hey, kids. Went home, came back, gonna be a Warden now blah blah blah you all know how this works already.
I would offer some insight on the [fingerquotin' time] 'rehabilitation' process but either you're smart enough not to need it, or you're dumb enough to think that me graduating means I've 'betrayed' something or abandoned my principles or whatever, in which case you won't listen to me anyways.
Soooo. What'd I miss? I heard there were...fairies?...aaand I'm guessing from the mistletoe and the foot of snow on deck that it's December now. Anything else?
[Friends Filter]
I've been away for around three months, but I'm gathering I was Barge-absent for a week-ish. Everyone okay, anything happen to anybody, make out with your worst enemies yet?
[Private to Tim]
Hey. Got that five bucks I owe you. And a souvenir from home.
[Private to Bones]
Need to make an appointment, besides which I think we need to talk anyways.
I dunno how long I'll actually be gone. I'm gonna aim not to be away any longer than a couple days Barge time, but you know how the Admiral exists to totally ruin your plans? Yeah.
If anybody wants anything from my world or Gotham, now's the time to ask.
[Private to Tim]
I figure it's better to do this before either of us have an Inmate, right?
[Private to Cissie]
If you wanna come get that hug before I go, I'll hold still long enough for you to do it.
Soooo, this always happens. There's some disaster, then there's a block of nothing, then somebody says they're bored and some morons jump down their throat for tempting fate and then the next disaster rolls in totally regardless of who said what.
It's been almost a week, and you know what? I'm gonna be that somebody. I'm bored. So when the next flood rolls around, if you're the kind of person who hates the concept of randomness so much that they'll abandon basic common sense so they can pin it on somebody? Feel free to blame me.
[Private to Kirk]
Oh, and since you have a totally intrusive interest in my health? The bites are healing just fine.
[Nothing from Shego here, just a carbon copy of the 'power for chaos' letter she got from Flagg. Work out for the rest for yourselves :| Edit: no names are named, and if the fact that superpowered Warden Items will be distributed to Group 4 is mentioned in the letter, it isn't mentioned here. Really it's just the core 'if you help me spread chaos, I will give you freedom and power' message.]
[Extremely Grouchy Public Audio]
If you can get into the CES? Don't. It only goes one way.
[OOC: I changed my plans. Ohoho. What's happening here is that Shego joined Group 4, then immediately used her Warden Item to get into the CES with plans to let out Kirk and Tim everyone trapped in there. So Flagg abruptly slammed the door behind her and then vanished it. Which....kinda serves her right. There will be beasties (yarr), but not yet. Multithreads etc. much appreciated for spam.
Also, apologies for the slightly douchey nature of her posting the letter, but since Dick is shaking down David for deets anyway it was only a matter of time before that information went public. Also, she's a douche. Seriously though, if sharing this knowledge is going to ruin anybody's plans then let me know.]
