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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Honestly, you shouldn’t follow my main (this blog). I’m going through fucked up stuff and I use this blog to vent to the void.

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Gideon, it/they, early 30s.

I follow and unfollow often, depending on factors that have nothing to do with the individuals running blogs — I just like my dash to be a certain way. Don’t take it personally.

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go check out my sideblogs instead:

@neogargoylecore urban goblincore old tech frogs silly creatures gremlin sorta stuff. my favorite sideblog honestly

@happygideon overly organized happyblog and @happygid-unorganized is where some stuff is ending up because tagging is too many spoons

@yooka-kazooie pan fandom blog

@gideonthethistlian is supposed to be my queer blog idk how much has been ending up there I kinda forgot it existed

also if you do want to see some posts here that aren’t just me complaining check out the #z tag

I’d suggest blacklisting #📓, and #breakdown blogging

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derinthescarletpescatarian
redstonedust

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

underside-of-a-walrus

This reminds me of a story from work - one time my boss messaged me about an upcoming work event:

"Seems like you'd be interested in this - want me to send you the details?" "Sure."

My boss then forwards me an email. I open it, and it contains a couple of lines describing the event, but no actual details.

Conversation resumes: "Hey - did you send me the right email? I don't see any details in there - where's the event being held?"

Boss, confused: "It looks like the right email to me - I'm seeing all the information. Weird."

Me, rereading the same two lines of text in the email half a dozen times, increasingly confused: "Where are you seeing the address?"

Boss: "The top right?"

I'm now utterly bewildered. Top right? Who describes a text-based email like that? I look at the top right of the text but it's just a basic intro sentence. It's almost like there should be an image...

And slowly, gradually, I become aware that there is an image. Not an attachment, mind, but an image in the body of the email, that's been occupying about a third of my screen through this entire exchange. It's a big colourful poster describing the event, with all the details in big bold text carefully placed in the most eye-catching locations, with lots of arrows pointing towards them in big bright colors. All of which scanned, to me, like an advertisement. And as a result, my brain had literally failed to percieve the image at all. It didn't even get to the stage of "huh, weird that there would be an ad in a work email" - no, my mind simply failed to acknowledge that the image was even there, at any conscious level.

I've never been so proud of my brain; I felt like the muad'dib of ignoring things.

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what-even-is-thiss
what-even-is-thiss

Sometimes when you’re angry or sad to the point of dramatic tears you need to suck it up and get over yourself and sometimes you’re right to be acting like that and sometimes it’s both somehow and knowing which situation you’re in is kinda hard but when you’re a grown up there’s nobody to tell you which one it is and give you a juice box if anyone ever did that for you in the first place so you’ve gotta sit there angry or sad after getting your own juice box trying to figure it out

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aro-aizawa
aleshakills

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

aleshakills

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

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goofygargoyle
goofygargoyle

I'm going to lose my mind if the Firefox mobile app on Android ever lets you have tabs in groups.

If they finally do that yall are gonna see my tumblr activity triple because I have xkit (rewritten) on here and I very rarely manage any of my blogs or likes because it is SO FRUSTRATING and against my muscle memory on every other browser app.

Why does Firefox Mobile not have grouped tabs? Firefox desktop does. Most other mobile browsers do. I can see people asking and requesting and suggesting it whenever I search to see if they did it yet.

goofygargoyle

Heyyyy guess what

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It’s in beta and not really working but YAAAAAHHH

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