"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

— Fiona Apple

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

if there’s one thing internet drama has taught me it’s that you should never make a discord server ever