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@goldenvicious

Unionize! Fuck his Wife! No Depression! Amount of Pokemon games Nuzlocked: 1 Currently Nuzlocking: Shield. Gym Badges: 6
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All My Pokemon

Wow, I've caught quite a few Pokemon for my Nuzlocke. I've decided to do what I did for Ultra Moon: Make a list of All Of Them. I've also decided to split them based on Where I caught them: Base Galar or the Isle of Armor.

Team: Inteleon(Goldeneye), Flareon(Vee), Tsareena(Princess), Excadrill(Dig Dug), Togekiss (Snips) and Urshifu(Striker).

In the PC Boxes

Caught in Galar: Chewtle(Leo), Dracovish(Abomination), Growlithe(Blitzo), Dottler(Einstein), Skwovet(Alvin), Applin(Doctor), Pancham(Punk), Vanillite(Chocolate), Wimpod(Guzma Jr.), Impidimp(Troll), Vulpix(Firefox), Arrokuda(Arrowhead), Drifblim(Child Safe), Litwick(Ingo), Dwebble(Sheltered), Sneasel(Frostbite), Rhyhorn(Knucklehead), Galarian Slowpoke(BroBro), Durant(Kevin), Joltik(Emmet), Shellos(Eastside), Indeedee (M'Lady), and Jellicent (Pringle).

Caught in the Isle of Armor: Bulbasaur(Greenbean), Alolan Meowth(Purrfect), Alolan Vulpix(Snowstorm), Alolan Sandshrew(Igloo), Slowpoke(Slow&Steady), Wooper(Gooper), Vullaby(BoneGatherer), Fomantis(False Bug), Lillipup(Pupper), Jigglypuff(Balloon), Cubone(Bonehead), Happiny(Joy), Poliwag(PoliPal), and Mareanie(Roadblock)

Deceased:

Pigeon the Pidove. Cause of Death: Max Strike from Milo's Eldegoss.

SNES the Magneton. Cause of Death: Innards Out by random Fisher's Pyukumuku.

#nuzlocke#pokemon shield#pokemon team
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Thinking about 13 Latvias again

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I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

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I need you all to know that I think about 13 Latvias so much that now every time I meet someone from Latvia I have to resist the urge to ask "which one"

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In the Latviaverse this is just a normal map

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I do wonder if the spider/alien book will get too dark for some people, because I did a lot of thinking about what the biology of spider-centaurs would be, and decided that it'd be a lot like jumping spiders where the males are small and colourful and do pathetic dances, and the females are giant monsters who will eat smaller females. and you can't tell which sex a spider is until they moult into their adult colours.

THE REASON this might be too dark is that this means the spider colony is ruled over a giant matriarch who eats her own daughters once they're old enough to distinguish.

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I also decided that they're born as spiders, and then grow into spiders with lumpy bishop's hat looking things, and then this moults off to reveal a human torso (at which point the abdominal head becomes vestigial and fades away with each progressive moult)

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also the mother is a little insane, because she's OLD old and is the only arachnid left in their family who remembers being a human. so she does her best for her children, bringing in instructors, and stealing books, and teaching them history and poetry, basically giving them the education of little lordlings (because she herself was of the noble class, before the transformation curse), but there's just so many children, and so many years, and so little hope of anything changing for the better. and as her mind goes, it gets harder and harder for her not to just act like a spider. the teachers don't last long at all anymore. but at least they're tasty.

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you're not the only one who thinks that! I kept trying to kill her off, and my editor literally wouldn't let me. we went through five drafts, back and forth, with THREE written and scrapped death scenes, before we got something that we could both agree on.