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@ambrosianlullaby
After a week of running around overseeing a portion of his father’s kingdom, Prince Dirk returns home for some R&R under his own definition.
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Gen, M/M
Fandom: Homestuck
Relationships:Jake English/Dirk Strider, Maplehoof & Dirk Strider
Characters: Dirk Strider, Grand Highblood (Homestuck), Maplehoof (Homestuck), Jake English
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Comfort, Fluff, Slice of Life, Horses, Awkward Flirting, Bad Flirting
An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's March 2026 Competition: Gift Swap.
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by FauxtheFox
Dave may or may not have some less-than-appropriate feelings towards his ecto-parents.
Karkat invites Dirk and Roxy over to indulge him.
Words: 4052, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Homestuck
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
- Characters: Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider
- Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde/Dave Strider, Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas, Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde/Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas/Dirk Strider/Roxy Lalonde
- Additional Tags: Stridercest - Freeform, Ectobiological Incest (Homestuck), Incest, Mommy Kink, Foursome, Trans Dirk Strider, Trans Roxy Lalonde, Trans Female Roxy Lalonde, Trans Male Dirk Strider, Rimming, Creampie, Oral Sex, Double Penetration, Anal Sex, Begging, Bottom Dave Strider, Top Karkat Vantas, Roxy & Dirk are both verse, Dave’s mommy kink isn’t explored enough, by which i mean there isnt enough dave/roxy, and also soft dommy karkat, lets all coddle dave, Dave Strider Sandwich, Earth C (Homestuck), Not Epilogue Compliant, Not Credits Compliant (Homestuck), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Implied John/Roxy, POV Dave Strider, POV Second Person, Nonbinary Dave Strider, Genderfluid Dave Strider, dave uses he/him thru the fic but its still brought up once so
“I’d Rather be Talking About Decapitation”
— June Egbert, Dirk Strider, and Tomodachi Life, apparently
Don’t you fucking know it, Dirk?
[Image ID: Dirk Strider says, “Just decapitate me. That is such a ME thing to say!” End Image ID]
[Image ID: Dirk Strider holds a can of paint thinner in Tomodachi Life and says, “That’s too much for me right now.” End Image ID]
Tomodachi Life gave me too much power.
[Image ID: “You gave him a very normal cooking show.” Dirk Strider in Tomodachi Life holds up a television with Gordon Ramsay presenting a show called “Recipes That Might Kill You”. End Image ID]
@godtiermeme
Earth C has some strange holidays, but Karkat and Dirk end up on receiving end of what may be the planet's most bizarre — and fatal — ritual.
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warnings: Gen
Category: F/F, Multi, M/M, F/M, Gen
Fandom: Homestuck
Relationships: Dirk Strider & Karkat Vantas
Characters: Karkat VantasDirk Strider
Additional Tags: Earth C (Homestuck), Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues, Post-CanonComedy
An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's March 2026 Competition: Gift Swap.
Awards:
