Hi it's me abby hello hi

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

spore tomorrow

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

hate when a motherfucker says he has dark humor and then it turns out he just means he knows racial slurs

i wish i was a tree. nobody asks it to be more than it is. it just is. god i wish i was a tree.

Turning you into paper to write ai generated amazon books

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Lighthouse Story of Elias Thorn.

i wish i was a tree. nobody asks it to be more than it is. it just is. god i wish i was a tree.

Turning you into paper to write ai generated amazon books

i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation

daughter by pearl jam is about transitioning and cutting off your unsupportive family

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

they want to kill me

We do

Eat strawberrys and touch yo self disease

Is there anything more vexing than the minor inconvenience of a slightly damp sock? 

Two Highly Damp Socks

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again