girliscold, posts by tag: birthday - LiveJournal

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And I am sad. I love my birthday.

Anyway. I was bored on a longish drive in the Navigator yesterday, so I took some pictures. How come a face is super cute when you make it in the mirror... but on the 2-second's time it takes to get from your face to the camera, it somehow mutates and becomes ridiculous?

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Last night was, of course, very much fun. I was pissed. off. at the beginning of the night. I was running late, my hair looked like crap, everyone was tired... I was expecting not to have a great time. I wound up only being about 10 minutes late and was only beat to Giggles Comedy Pub by 4 people and they weren't pissed off or anything, so that's good.

Kate (lil_bit_special), Kelly (_singmesweet), and I played a bit of PhotoHunt, but basically we just killed time before going into the show. I got a nice surprise when Joey and Bryan showed up early. Especially because Bryan bought me my first Raspberry Long Island. Yummmm.

I also got a keychain! With an adorable picture of me and Michelle (cmon_get_happy). But, that's neither here nor there.

The opening act of the show was adorable and I wished I was sitting near Kelly so badly because I wanted to ask her, "Is that your boyfriend?". He was a bit nerdy and so, so cute. He asked if anything special was going on and Eric yelled out, "It's her birthday!". I was terrified that they were going to mock me; you never know who's an insult comic and I swear I would die if I became the butt of any public fat jokes. Gaw. But, he just said, "She is so pissed at you for telling me that." or something like that.

The "featurette" or whatever they call him was hys. terical.. His name was Fritz and he cracked my shit up. Memo to me: get on his mailing list after updating this.

The last guy, the "main event", was alright. Definitely funny, he's a stand up comic. But he was sort of scary and in your face and obnoxious at times. I pretty much made an ass of myself when he asked how everyone was doing. I was finishing up my 2nd Raspberry Long Island, and yelled, "WHOO!". Yeah, like one other person even clapped. So, the comedian was like, "Okay. How about everyone else? One person's great, the rest of you-" I didn't hear what he said because I was laughing and feeling as though I should be embarrassed.

I wanted to talk to Fritz, so Michelle and I went "backstage", which is really just a bar in another room that anyone can go into. He was sitting at the bar there, so I introduced myself and bought us all a Blarney Bomb. I was going off half the way from Giggles to Leff's about how the bartender charged me $13.50 for three shots and that's not divisible by 3 and that means each shot cost me $4.89 and a third and blah blah blah. I just now realized that 3 times $4.50 is, in fact, $13.50. heh. That's awesome.

Anyway! We were going to wait around for a gas card raffle or something, but it was getting late and, truthfully, my feet hurt, so we decided to get going. On the way out, I gave our raffle tickets to an older man standing by the door. He asked if it was my birthday (I was wearing a gold tiara and a pin that said, "It's my birthday... wanna spank me?" [You wish you were classy like me.], so it wasn't a very difficult assumption.) Turns out, the 17th is his birthday, too! So, he comes over with his lips. puckered.! I'm fairly positive that if I hadn't turned my face, he would have kissed me dead on the lips. Then he hugged me and we left.

We ran into the cutie patutie emcee/opener guy in the parking lot (I think his name was Scott, actually), so I talked to him a bit, invited him to Tammy's, giving Kelly the perfect opportunity to blatantly hit on him for a second, which she did. He wished me a happy birthday, looked adorable, and then we left for Leff's.

I'm not entirely sure what happened after the show, but several people disappeared. I was under the impression that everyone was going to Leff's afterwards except for Joey, Bryan, Jill, and Paul... who all said goodbye to me at the Pub. That, however, was not the case. Somewhere between inside the comedy room and outside the Pub, we lost Chris, Emily, Emily, Jeremy, Kelly, Jim, and Joe. Not real sure how that happened.

Leff's was jammed, but it cleared out fairly soon after we got there. Some man in a suit bought me a shot of tequila (*gaggaggag*) and used the exact same pick up line on me and Kate. He also informed her that she had dimples... you know, in case she hadn't noticed these last 25 years. I'm pretty sure he tried to get with Kelly as well. You know the rule: three strikes, you're out. So, he left with his quiet, hugely moustached friend.

The bartender, Mike I believe, was a. dorable.. He bought me a Vodka & OJ (soooooooooo strong!) and Tammy and I did a Red Headed Slut and... Doctor's. I think. She also got me a tee shirt! Because at Leff's, you get them on your birthday. It's fun and cute and I changed at the bar. I told Michelle and Eric to cover me. Apparently, this means to wait until Kat is in her tank top and then yell, "WHOO!" and "OWWWW!" and the like. lol. I love them.

We (and when I say "we", I mean Eric because he is fabulous and talkative and I love him) met some nice girls named Katie and Kelly and many horrific pictures were taken. At one point, I'm unsure why, Eric told the new Kelly and Katie that I, Kat, have "the best cleavage EVER! She's always RAVING about this bra from Lane Bryant.". I truly don't know why this came up in conversation. Possibly because I had basically exposed my breasts when I'd changed my shirt at. the. bar. I'm all class, ladies and gents, don't fool yourselves.

Just before we left, I told a man he had something on his nose. I'm 90% sure it was a birthmark. This was just a riot to me last night, but I feel awful about it today. He's rubbing and rubbing and going, "Is it gone?!". I told him yes because I had a vibe that thing wasn't coming off. He turned to Michelle to ask if it was gone and Michelle was like, "Noooo.". Poor guy. He's probably making an appointment right. now. to have the thing removed.

There's really no quotes because I didn't have the book out and... I was just having too good of a time to really keep track. Although Kate was hysterical and, after taking a particularly good picture, exclaimed, "Good! I need one for match dot com!".

There are several pictures in which I look heinously awful. I literally like one picture of me from last night and I'm purposely making a face like Martin Short in the movie, Clifford, so it's not even a normal picture. Alas, earwax!

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And now, I'm going to crawl back into bed for an hour and a half and try not to be hungover or exhausted because I'm going out again tonight!

A few pictures of the prettyful flowers Tammy bought me for my birthday!

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There are so many good ones missing. I'm going to try and add them as I remember them... so they're not forgotten again.

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Pictures from tonight. Some are really big. I'll resize them tomorrow. So, if you have a dial up, look at this tomorrow afternoon. :D I resized them, but there are still 25 of them... so, dial-uppers might still want to beware.

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Quotes to come later!! I had such a wonderful time tonight. And I saw Justin, my first real job manager! Crazy! More on that tomorrow, when I'm sober and don't have to pee.

Quotes from last night:

Kat: What the hell's Candleshoe? If you put the space in a different place, it'd be Candles Hoe.

- hidden quote - [Only cmon_get_happy will get this. But, that's okay.]

Kat: This was printed on a computer. I can see the pixels. That's some shit!

Kat: Switches for the bitches!
Ryan, about a minute later: Switches for the bitches!

Meesh: I'm like abese!
Kat, later: My neck's abese!

Meesh, re. centipedes: They're fast.
Kat: They have that many legs, of course they're fast! If you had that many legs, you'd be fast, too!
Meesh: I'd be like friggin' Flo Jo. I'd have smoke comin' out of my ass.

Meesh: It was like a slap in the face. Verbally.

*Meesh rubs her boobs on Kat's*
Kat: I'm gonna gove you a shimmy. *shimmies* Yeah!
Meesh: Shimmy shimmy! Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff!

Ryan: I don't have time for this shit! ... I do have time for this shit, but I don't wanna do it!

Ryan: Cock suckin' dick fucks!

There was also an incident with a huge spider like 6 inches from my eye. Both Michelle and I nearly had heart attacks. But AbeseFriendOfNaomi and Crystal saved us from imminent death by flinging it out of mid air and stomping on it. Thank God for brave women.

- 100 User Pics! Thank you, mis_mis_eree! You rule the world.

- Very Sexy2 Perfume from Victoria's Secret

- Tickets to see H.I.M. at the Rave

- Dessert Treats Butterscotch Toffee Kissable Lip Candy

- Dessert Treats Butterscotch Toffee Shampoo & Body Wash

- Dessert Treats Butterscotch Toffee Hair & Body Shimmer Mist

- Dessert Treats Lollipop Kissable Lip Candy

- Dessert Treats Lollipop Shampoo & Body Wash

- Dessert Treats Lollipop Hair & Body Shimmer Mist

- Dessert Treats Candy Deliciously Kissable Fragrance

does that make me a bad person? Some annoying Prince song or another is on right now and I want to turn it off, but my legs hurt so badly, I just can't. I just hope it's not 'Oh, Sheila'. That's absolutely his most grating song. Says I.

I'm sick! I woke up at like 4:30 this morning, just dying. I assumed it was allergies, except now that I'm home, it hasn't let up at all and [It's 'Oh, Sheila'. Put something in my eye. Please.] I still want to die.

These last few days were fun! Wednesday, Ryan played at Luna's. We celebrated the birthdays of Tina, _singmesweet and cmon_get_happy. It was fun! perriwinklesnow and lil_bit_special were both there. Great time - what I can remember of it. You'd think I'd know better than to drink Vodka, but nooooooooooo. I had two Vodka & OJ's before we left the house, so most of the night is quite fuzzy. Apparently, I was "dropping it like it was hot", thus the ridiculous amount of pain my quads are in right now.

_singmesweet had a great time, and that's what I wanted most. We didn't really do anything specific for her birthday and we got some really shitty news on her birthday, so I was hoping she'd be able to let that go and just let loose. She did and she was utterly adorable. I have a bruise from where she busted me in my face, but I think I deserved it 'cause I pinched her hand really hard. I think I was actually sort of mean and violent for a few minutes. I apologize for that. I blame the beer.

cmon_get_happy had a lot of fun, too! Both of her birthday parties were a lot of fun and that makes me warm and fuzzy inside 'cause I love her way a lot.

cklatt31180, I'm sorry you had to leave early... we missed you! I hope your interview went well. :)

I felt like ass Thursday morning, when cmon_get_happy woke me to go to McD's with her and Craig for breakfast. I felt a lot better after eating, but exhausted. I took a good 2-hour nap, then mooched around for a while with cmon_get_happy, picking out ring tones on her new phone and such. (It rings 'Collide' when I call, in case anyone cares.)

We got ready, picked up Joe, then headed to Craig's. From there, we went to GIGGLES. Great show, the second opener, Dave Ing, reminded me so much of Matt Nathanson. His voice, his laugh, the way he talked, the way he was absolutely obsessed with sex. He even sells tee shirts with (literally) 152 terms for sex on the back. I want to order one offline and mail it to Matt, lol.

We were going to go out afterwards, but I was beat and the closer we got to home, the more tired cmon_get_happy got. So, we skipped it. cmon_get_happy went to bed, I watched a couple of episodes of Sex and the City, and ate some mostaccoli bake. YUM.

Then, I woke up at 4:30 like this. Meh.

Tonight, I'm going for a fish fry with my mom... I hope I can eat it, my glands are as big as houses.

I've been trading LJ comments with jorajo for about an hour now, and it feels like old times. I love it!

This post is so boring. I'm so tired. MEH, I say!

cmon_get_happy, I hope your work birthday party was much fun! I love you and I'll see you tomorrow!