Hostin Me Ghostins

mmmm no no, napping is not doing it anymore i need to Explode.

re-explaining depression to the gen above me like yes i know you and i are both the silliest people we know, but we both also slept 14+ hrs today and desperately want to go back to bed, so yes actually there is a good reason we are both diagnosed and medicated for depression

get yourself a friend who’ll proofread your lesbyler coded slow burn horror wip mid funeral 👍🏼

rip jax tadc— she would have loved “ironically” dressing as a copyright neutral jessica rabbit for every single costumed event

guy, you’re never gonna believe this but turns out having a shit attention span means

why the FUCK do elon muskrat stan’s keep following me?????? i’m blatantly leftest, i shit talk my boss, i’m so incredibly transgender so WHY do they keep FINDING me?????

sometimes i’m having a good day and eating yummy food and then all of a sudden BAM i’ve chugged three glasses of milk and I’m loosing the lactose intolerant allegations

my sixty yr old opp of a manager has been fucking around and is now finding out so hard out HER manager has been giving me “is she fr??” looks when she bullshits and the wildly avoidant OWNER OF THE BUSINESS is openly throwing out the idea of firing her himself

guys.,,. . .,,, i don’t think I’m her biggest hater anymore… . . what am i gonna do when she gets fired and i have no one to hate?

one might think the creator of tales of 85 (🤢🤮) comparing will and n*kki’s developing relationship to max and lucas and mike and el implies a romance BUT ACTUALLY there’s a very small scene in the original stranger things season five where will says, “I don’t like girls.” and if you read between the lines it actually implies he’s gay

fan theories of mike being gay have been floating around since before the will gay theories )fueled by his inability to tell el he loves her and also looking grossed the fuck out when she kisses him in season three)

so what we ACTUALLY see in this comparison is two closeted homosexual kids in hetero relationships paralleled with max and lucas which means one or both of those two are implied to be queer

this is how elmax can still win and in this essay i will-

chatgpt? fuck no, the only chat i talk to is my french cat (chat), Claude

pretty sure coworker who says the full sentence “sugar honey iced tea” instead of just saying shit just taught me a new slur. so that’s… that’s something.

if mike and Will’s canon was always ending at “platonic best friends”, why did the writing highlight them so hard over lucas and dustin? if the four of them were ALL best friends and romantic byler was only ever fandom “noise”, then what’s the excuse for narratively sidelining friendships with the black boy and the visibly disabled boy?

hello? hello 🎤 ? is this thing on? duffers can you hear me? duffers can you hear the criticism?

we have GOT to put an end to DEI!!! women?? in MY hallucinations????? >:(( get back in my dreams where you belong!!!!

it’s me and my jumbo sized bottle of ibuprofen against the world