Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
Parachute fireworks are just like the bridal bouquet, but for kids.
Catch the bridal bouquet, get married next.
Catch the parachute firework, lose a finger next.
Moment of silence for the robot/android/ai fuckers who have to clarify that they are NOT talking about Chat/GPT.
I WOULD NEVER FUCK CHAT GPT
I WOULD NEVER FUCK CHATGPT
I WOULD NEVER FUCK CHATGPT
I WOULD NEVER FUCK CHATGPT
people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?




















