People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

Lol wouldn't it be sad if the wool was losing the soul, but rather of piece of it. So by the time it dies it's lost all it's soul

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people always describe the system experience as either the host makes all the decisions with input from their headmates, or the headmates vote and come to a collective decision, but what i experience is more closer to a dictatorship where whoever’s fronting at the moment does whatever the fuck they want until they leave and then it repeats with the next fronter and the one after that too.

no seriously because parents should have zero fucking right to control their children's appearance. I'd go as far as to say No One should have that kind of power over anyone else. your body is the one thing that should be truly 100% yours and I don't give a fuck if that means kids are drawing on themselves and chopping their hair off and wearing costume dresses to school or whatever the hell else people wanna bitch about IT'S THEIR OWN FUCKING BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tag whoever has said these things to you.

How dare you steal my life story for this comic.

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

"Omg! Tumblr its so fun! Full of my favorite media and characters alike! I cant wait to see everything!"

The ad that appears under each 5 art pieces:

Here’s a cute little compilation for you 🤗

Plus bonus found outside of my submissions:

this is my favorite ive seen

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

Avisum : a headspace that is hard to see or visualize by headmates. This can be for any reason; aphantasia, for example. System members cannot interact with the headspace, or it may be very difficult or draining on them to do so. The a- prefix means "without", making a term that roughly means "without vision"

@a-fae-creature this is u right

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

you ask your trans man boss for a raise and he says you're dividing the trans community

the sense of trans unity at the workplace has really been strained by you reporting your transmasc coworker for sexual harassment. can't trans women and trans men just have crazy sex instead of reporting each other to HR?

So I saw you're trying to start a union. Don't you know we're all faggots in the eyes of the state?

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

my favorite way to punctuate the end of my sentences outloud as of late is go "and i think thats beautiful" after i share a view or opinion on something. and i think thats beautiful

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else