Late night study bc it's Paramore loving hours

you’ll be like “i think racism is bad” and tumblr users will be like “so you hate transgender people?” no bitch thats a whole new sentence

Need

Doechii after performing on stage with Ms. Lauryn Hill during the "Miami Jazz In The Gardens" music festival at Hard Rock Stadium on March 8, 2025

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

Twin Peaks (2x01)

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

Skiing Joker

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

"But how are you living life WITHOUT Doctor Leroy's Magically Invigorating Nerve Tonic? I can't imagine getting anything done without it!" <- old-timey 1800s guy who has been drinking crank and goat piss daily for the price of a shiny nickel

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

indeed will be like we have the perfect job for you seriously and it’s bare handed coal mining for $12/hr

Ephemeral [ 7 colors ]

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women