My Dead Body is a bit more complicated than I thought- the album

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

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Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children


yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

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So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

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capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

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In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

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This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

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wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

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kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

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Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

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(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

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headspace-hotel

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

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Amogus

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World Heritage Post

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modernmusess

there’s something so gutwrenching about the fact that the female characters in obsession have real dreams and wishes but never get the chance to see them realized, while both male characters waste their wishes on short-term selfish satisfaction. they were complex, free-spirited young women who just wanted to create art, and they were destroyed by a man determined to confine them to his superficial perception of them. nikki wanted to be a writer, sarah wanted to be a tattoo artist and now neither of them will get to be anything at all

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saulwexler

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

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Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

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Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

crownedpatriot11

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What do you think he does

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How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

theodoretheninja

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

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serregon

🤨

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proship-fictionkin

THE TEXAS HAMMER

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nanitecitys

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

A Facebook screenshot of Alexander Shunnarah announced to be at Kami-con. he is smiling in the center of the image with an anime girl at both sides. The text reads: FEATURED GUEST: ALEXANDER SHUNNARAH  ALABAMA'S LARGEST ANIME AND GAMING COMIC CON  JANUARY 26-28, 2018 • BIRMINGHAM, AL www.kamicon.net  The Facebook post from Kami-con reads:  "He's back! the meme, the man, the myth, the legend. You've seen him on every billboard and every highway in the southeast, and now you can see him at Kami-con!"ALT
elphabaoftheopera

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

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that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

therogueduchess

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knightofiris

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I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

asteroidtroglodyte

Sweet James

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nada-nothin-nil

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used to pass this every day

brightside-brigade

This is just how lawyers are.

rabbitmotifs

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morris bart is practically a state celebrity in louisiana

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serendipitous-posts

Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.

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shouts-into-the-void

One thing about Obsession (2026) that I enjoyed was that it almost asks you to feel empathy for the entity possessing Nikki as well as the real one. Like, obviously the things she's doing are horrific and fucked up, but I think the scene where Bear is asking her to "just be Nikki!" and she eventually just desperatly screams "I can't be Nikki!" does a really good job of showcasing the entity's inner feelings. She's been created with the sole purpose of loving this guy more than anyone else but no matter how perfect it is or how much he claims to love her, its not her that he loves, its Nikki. And any time she stops pretending to be Nikki, he reacts (albeit rightfully) with disgust and horror. She can't be Nikki because Nikki would never love Bear, and so Bear will never love her.

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starvariety

if i think too hard about nikki’s experience in Obsession i feel physically ill. imagine one second you’re just walking up to your house after a night out, and then the next, you’re looking out of your own body, but you’re not longer in control. you’re a prisoner to a terrible, unnatural version of yourself that only exists because of a choice someone else made. when you scream, nobody listens. when you claw your way out for long enough to explain that this isn’t you, nobody listens. when you beg the man who trapped you in this situation to put and end to it, to set your free, he just. doesn’t. listen. and then when you do finally regain control, all your friends are dead, and you are covered in their blood. because of a choice someone else made