”Ryland Grace’s life was valued less because he was single,” is such a weird take because it depends entirely on the idea that Eva Stratt might have hesitated if he weren’t.

Eva. Stratt. Eva Stratt is a bulldozer who takes out Antarctica and the Sahara and commanders an entire Chinese naval aircraft carrier.

Eva Stratt would have thrown his ass on that rocket if he had ten wives.

I just realized the great wattpad migration happens right before october. wattpad users are going to learn about kinktober on ao3 and it will either be a great time or a catastrophe for them

One of those “characters get to read/watch their source material and use it to change the future” fics, except instead of the original show/book/whatever they just get handed a pile of memes, overly specific headcanons, incorrect quotes, and edits and have to try to piece together the plot from that.

I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

my beautiful dog is doing his best to cuddle up against me and get me sleepy so i dont go to work. and i love you buddy but it's the last day of the work week it's just for today. but also i love you

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi