since wattpad is fucked and banned smut, heres sum for your troubles a badge you can put in your bio. 😭

spin the wheel to make an animal!

"A Pink Hairless Dolphin With Lots Of Teeth"

I have wonderful news about the existence of the Amazon River Dolphin aka Boto:

Our friend has 48-56 teeth in there, all the better to gobble up Piranha with!

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

Since people are getting into Hannibal again, I feel like this never got the attention it deserved.

how it feels to start your email with "dear [name]":

how it feels to start your email with "hi [name]":

how it feels to start your email with "hello [name]":

in case you need further proof re: penn & teller’s shithead basketball

i still think it's insane that penn's son showed them my dumb joke and then immediately they made this video on the spot

Knowing how stuff works at the municipal level is a fucking curse because you can do your best to relay information to the community and they still assume the worst of you.

To the average person, it looks like we're just tearing up all the parks for development. But there were meetings and posts and announcements, and there was community input and awareness programs and we did our absolute best to keep everyone in the loop but some people still fell through the cracks.

So they think we're destroying all the parks.

"Why did parks and rec get rid of the fence at this park??? All parks should have fences!"

The fence was damaged and we thought it might be more convenient to open up the area so that people using the shelter didnt have to walk all the way around to get into the playground. The fence was damaged because people would climb it as a shortcut. (I personally disagree that all parks should have fences.)

"Why did they tear down the playground at Miller Park? It was perfectly fine- they wouldn't have to tear it all down if they bothered to maintenance it like they're supposed to."

Playgrounds are suggested to be replaced every ten years to keep up with accessibility updates. Likewise, it was decided that while we're updating the playground it would be a good opportunity to address the safety concerns brought to our attention in the past decade.

"THEYVE COMPLETELY TORN APART WILLOW RIDGE PARK! How dare they take away our precious few greenspaces and line their pockets with kickbacks from high density housing???"

-deep breath-

If you had bothered to go to any of the four public meetings, read the announcements, or looked at the giant sign in front of the park, you would notice that we are remodeling the park to include a wetland restoration area to address the flooding issues, which was voted on by the neighborhood it is adjacent to.

Yall are gonna feel real silly when these projects turn out to be massive improvements.

reblog for largest possible sample size please

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

They should invent a cat that doesn't want my tortilla chips and tomatoes

Your first words is something that’ll come up for the rest of your life. You don’t know it at the time though. You don’t know that decades later they’ll still be bringing up how your first act of clear communication was calling your dad mama and your mom dada. There’s no way to warn you of that at that age.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Oh jesus, I thought this person was exaggerating until I dared try this out of morbid curiosity. I hate the state of society 🤮

#and that's why people who think they can use gen ai 'in a smart controlled way' are kidding themselves #it is a tool but it's being used on you not by you #anti ai

these thangs are carnivorous and they glow

https://people.com/photographer-captures-first-ever-photo-glow-in-the-dark-marsupial-animal-11774372

little guy would be so popular at a rave

Wattpad users: AO3 is an archive. It collects fanworks. You curate your own reading by learning to use the search function, checking boxes on what you want or don't want to read. There are several guides already circulating around on how to use AO3, not to mention the FAQ on the site itself. There is no app for AO3 because the site works well.

There will be themes and genres that give you the ick but your disgust is not the same as morality or standards. You don't have to read those fics. Just go back to your search and look at the tags for what you want. The archive is for everyone who creates fanworks. Lurk and learn how to use it, and appreciate that you get no ads whatsoever. Take ownership of your fanwork experience and be polite.

AO3 writers: lock down your accounts. Whenever we get an influx of new people barging around like entitled tourists in a small artisan eatery, we end up with a headache. Those who learn to behave will eventually get their chance to enjoy the really good stuff, and the petulant loudmouths will leave full of complaints because they didn't get their way, and that is how it should be.

AO3 volunteers: thank you guys for bearing the brunt of any nonsense that's coming your way

So glad to see this post getting attention! It kills me when I see people ignorantly using that disgusting meme.

Bonus: when I made a post about this last year I found this flier. Take comfort in the fact that trans people did see this and did make noise about it!

Begging people to drop this meme from use.

reblog if you're pro sexualization for pervert purposes in art