why is everything a dead wife to you people.

my dead skateboarding cousin

Memento Throckmori

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

your stuffed animals grew up with you btw they’re all in their 20s now and they want to smoke your cigarettes so bad

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

oh my god

locked the fuck in get my money up

Some woodpeckers make dainty little holes that barely damage the tree.

On the other hand, pileated woodpeckers

Your tree has been visited by the Flying Tree Doctor and diagnosed with Infested. He has removed the Unauthorized Fucking Thing. Praise be to Flying Tree Doctor.

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

The problem isn't the over designed twinks or the silly horse girls or the goofy cookies it's the gambling. You guys know it's the gambling right? I need to you all to know the problem with gatcha games is that they're just normalizing gambling addictions to younger generations.

yes! this!!! the big grift of gacha games is that they've convinced people they aren't gambling or contributing to the machine of gambling! its a free world and we all have our vices I am not going to blow you up for playing poker at a casino or smashing your yuri cookies together but you absolutely need to treat both the same way

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

reminded me of this

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!

Also good for writers

And crocheters (that word looks wrong)

Say hookers coward

Movement nudge! More hands!

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

E.g.

[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]

[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]

[ID: The vague blurry notion of a whale]

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

okay so ummmmm. its real

absolutely fucking legendary first pull

Okay, this site is dangerous XD