Top Fives

1. Dwedes ti bod roedd Iesu yn edrych fel gitar
You said that Jesus looks like a guitar
2. Wedyn dechreuodd Iesu ware ei gitar
Then Jesus started playing his guitar
3. Ers i draw am te dar Iesu
I went round to Jesus' house for tea
4. Well oedd Iesu yn hwylio ei bad
Gyda chymorth ei tad
Well Jesus was sailing his boat
With help from his dad
5. Yn un llaw rwy'n dal llun o'r Iesu
In one hand I'm holding a picture of Jesus

OK, so all of these are from the same song ("Miriam O Farbel"), with the exception of #4, which is from "Morwyr O Hyd Yn Llad Eu Hun Ar Y Tir".

1. Wikipedia Jones
2. Mohammed Wikipedia
3. Wikipedia Corn
4. Jennifer Wikipedia
5. Neil Wikipedia

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Razorblade Rollerblade
My Hairline Aches
Stop Kicking Her in the Minnie
Oh Christ Who Bought These Teabags
You Smell




(Originally posted to the Southern Lord forum.)

"(I'm a) Crunk Canoodler"
"Salome Omipaloni"
"Lay Me an Aubergine"
"Wack Gak Pakamac"
"Sweaty Arm Explosion"

I used my brain to think of the requisite number of Egons, then I used a computer to access articles on said Egons.

1. Egon Bondy
2. Egon Ronay
3. Egon Schiele
4. Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters
5. Egon Krenz

Top 5 stopovers on long-distance flights I have been on, ranked by how much I would like to actually visit the places in question instead of just stopping there (phew)
1. Papeete
2. Hong Kong
3. Los Angeles
4. Honolulu
5. Kuala Lumpur

I'm new. Anyway.

Five Worst Words:

1. moist
2. slacks
3. silt
4. flit
5. sixth

Top 5 phrases relating to cannabis

1) South African drugs reefer-style spliff doobie
2) Fatty boom batty
3) Doob
4) A cheeky toke
5) The green dream

TOP FIVE THINGS TO WASH IN A STREAM

1.) your borstal clothes
2.) your fiddly bits
3.) www.woodybap.com
4.) moses (see 3)
5.) ...away your sins. (see 3 & 4)

FUNFS....GETTIN' BIBLICAL SINCE ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO!

Top five searchs I didnt expect wikipedia to have articles for:

1. "Cant sleep, clown will eat me"
2. "Bollocks"
3. "Particle man"
4. "Honey to the B"
5. "Jimbo Jones"