Are you now... or have you ever been.... the sleepious bug

Not beating the sleepious bug allegations!

he didnt get top surgery, he simply tied his chest to an open door with floss and slammed it closed

this post has left the circle of people who know that its about grunkle stan

he didnt get top surgery, he simply tied his chest to an open door with floss and slammed it closed

this post has left the circle of people who know that its about grunkle stan

i hate how much ai has taken the joy out of seeing something cool. you used to see something cool, like a really intricate drawing or a video of someone doing an insane skill or two animals doing something cute, and because there were no mental gymnastics involved in discerning whether or not it was 'real' you could sit there and have the joy of like, "wow! how did they do that! how cool is it that they made that! what a wonderful moment to have captured!" and now every time i see something remarkable i hate that i have to sit there and be like okay let me go frame by frame to make sure everything lines up. let me double check the page this comes from. let me scroll through the comments to make sure no one called out something i missed. like i want the joy of being able to trust someone else's creation back, please

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

You dont know this one

??????

i can't get enough of this guy

smth stupid

(inspired by this video)

Did someone already do this

Something that gets me about Pokemon Pokopia is that you actually find out what led to the setting of Pokopia pretty early on. While exploring the world you find dozens of logs that explain in very clear terms what's going on. But Ditto remains clueless about it no matter how many logs you collect, and cannot offer so much as a theory to Professor Tangrowth and the others.

And then I realized they have no reaction to the logs for the same reason they have no reaction to signs and info board items--

DITTO CAN'T READ.

My interpretation of Monsters Inc as humans

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

I love analog youtube poops

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in flawless youtube poop