She's only a bird in a gilded cage...

When my dog is asleep, slowly lowering my face until my nose just barely touches hers, and then just staring into her face until she jolts awake totally petrified.





Also: doing the aforementioned to my mother.

HeadstrongSalmon (12:31:05 AM): Surrender your science!
HeadstrongSalmon signed off at 12:31:37 AM.
HeadstrongSalmon is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
HeadstrongSalmon signed on at 12:32:12 AM.
JustMe5454 (12:54:44 AM): well i mean okay
JustMe5454 (12:54:46 AM): you can have it
HeadstrongSalmon (12:55:05 AM): who is this?
JustMe5454 (12:55:29 AM): i'd ask you the same, since you IMed me out of nowhere 20 minutes ago
HeadstrongSalmon (12:55:57 AM): your bloody kidding, Iso did not
JustMe5454 (12:56:09 AM): HeadstrongSalmon (12:31:05 AM): Surrender your science!
JustMe5454 (12:56:30 AM): so either you IMed me, someone used your computer to IM me, or somehow you got used by some hacking system or something
HeadstrongSalmon (12:56:44 AM): well, I did not im you
HeadstrongSalmon (12:56:48 AM): why whp ois this
JustMe5454 (12:57:01 AM): doesn't matter, if you didn't mean to IM me
HeadstrongSalmon (12:57:14 AM): ok
HeadstrongSalmon (12:57:28 AM): buuuuuut you imed me first
JustMe5454 (12:57:51 AM): no, no i did not. i received an IM from your name, whether it was actually from you or not, i don't care
JustMe5454 (12:58:04 AM): but i don't pick names out of thin air and IM them, i rarely talk to people i already know on IM
HeadstrongSalmon (12:58:35 AM): sso r u on a phone, because it is not saying when you r typing
JustMe5454 (12:58:43 AM): no. i'm on my computer
HeadstrongSalmon (12:58:59 AM): is this a grl
JustMe5454 (12:59:20 AM): why could that possibly matter
HeadstrongSalmon (12:59:38 AM): Hmmm, no reason, but everything matters to me.
JustMe5454 (12:59:57 AM): that's unfortunate for you
HeadstrongSalmon (12:59:59 AM): nice to be aqaunted to you
HeadstrongSalmon (1:00:04 AM): though
JustMe5454 (1:01:25 AM): don't use big words unless you can spell them
HeadstrongSalmon (1:01:36 AM): *aqainted
JustMe5454 (1:01:37 AM): for example, "acquainted"
HeadstrongSalmon (1:01:46 AM): thanks
HeadstrongSalmon (1:01:50 AM): *aquaainted
JustMe5454 (1:02:00 AM): yeah... keep trying
HeadstrongSalmon (1:02:45 AM): that was a mistype
HeadstrongSalmon (1:02:55 AM): and so was that
JustMe5454 (1:03:06 AM): i'm quite sure it was a mistype the past 3 times
JustMe5454 (1:03:13 AM): i'm going to bed. feel free to not IM me again
HeadstrongSalmon (1:03:18 AM): on your profile you can't spell
JustMe5454 (1:03:50 AM): my profile has zero spelling mistakes
HeadstrongSalmon (1:03:57 AM): ha yeah right
JustMe5454 (1:04:18 AM): please, enlighten me as to what is spelled wrong on my profile, since you're so ace at spelling yourself
HeadstrongSalmon (1:04:22 AM): well good night, Jesus loves youu, and God bless.
JustMe5454 (1:05:05 AM): i'm fairly certain that whatever you're seeing as my profile is the same as what i'm seeing for yours, or something very much like it
JustMe5454 (1:06:08 AM): so you might want to figure out why you were the victim of some hacker
HeadstrongSalmon (1:06:20 AM): eh, why does it matter.
JustMe5454 (1:06:21 AM): because it's possible that it's gotten your password from somewhere
JustMe5454 (1:06:24 AM): they usually do
HeadstrongSalmon (1:06:36 AM): well, pkay
HeadstrongSalmon (1:06:39 AM): i dont believe it
JustMe5454 (1:06:42 AM): and they can spread viruses to your computer and the computers of everyone on your buddy list
HeadstrongSalmon (1:06:45 AM): you imed me
JustMe5454 (1:07:30 AM): NO. get it through your thick skull that i received an IM from this name. i can guarantee it's from something that has hacked your account. usually they occur as a two-way, but for some reason it didn't happen that way this time
HeadstrongSalmon (1:07:32 AM): i think u got my name from my mys[ace
JustMe5454 (1:07:47 AM): good god, are you 12?
JustMe5454 (1:07:54 AM): do you not understand basic english?
HeadstrongSalmon (1:08:13 AM): why arenot you talking to my friend
HeadstrongSalmon (1:08:16 AM): party legass
JustMe5454 (1:08:22 AM): i don't have any clue who you are
JustMe5454 (1:08:26 AM): and i don't browse myspace
HeadstrongSalmon (1:08:32 AM): cooool
HeadstrongSalmon (1:08:41 AM): than stop talking to me, peace!
HeadstrongSalmon (1:08:47 AM): good bye.
JustMe5454 (1:09:18 AM): whatever, you're the one who was hacked. have fun with any viruses that may occur, and have fun explaining to your friends how they got it from you since you didn't listen
HeadstrongSalmon (1:09:48 AM): Thanks but Gods got my back with all that,
JustMe5454 (1:10:20 AM): oh goodness, you're a complete moron. whether or not you believe in god, that doesn't stop the fact that a computer is a man-made system, and god can't stop a computer virus
JustMe5454 (1:10:30 AM): a virus in your human body, sure, why not?
JustMe5454 (1:10:36 AM): but not one in the computer
HeadstrongSalmon (1:11:04 AM): With God, anything is possible!\
HeadstrongSalmon (1:11:37 AM): if it was a robot how come your the only one who got talked to?
HeadstrongSalmon (1:11:44 AM): OI was not born yesterday.
JustMe5454 (1:11:48 AM): you're delusional. i'm all for god being able to solve things, but that doesn't mean you don't have to take responsibility. you can't just sit back and say, "god will solve all my problems!" because that's beyond stupid
JustMe5454 (1:12:11 AM): it probably got my account information from wherever it got yours
HeadstrongSalmon (1:12:13 AM): Oh no it is not, it
iS what you are sposed to do
JustMe5454 (1:12:18 AM): it usually gets mine from livejournal
HeadstrongSalmon (1:12:24 AM): ok
HeadstrongSalmon (1:12:36 AM): i didn;t put my aim on my ;i ve journal
JustMe5454 (1:12:53 AM): no. no it isn't. god wants you to take responsibility for your actions. if everyone thought like you, they could easily say "i'll commit murder, but i won't get in trouble, because god will take care of me!"
JustMe5454 (1:13:24 AM): honestly, are you 12, and do you have a brain that formulates its own thoughts?

FUCK YOU KEYBOARD WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU WORKING


TRUE FACT: IT TOOK 3 MINUTES TO TYPE THESE SENTENCES WITH NO TYPOS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAD COKE SPILLED ON IT

I wish you could see the beginning where this girl made herself look like a fool, not knowing what "chattering" meant (and in fact thinking it to be an actual entity) and being unable to take my initial (actually polite, for once) comment in the way it was meant to be taken: as a basic compliment to her post.

...

friendhamster: I actually have work, sorry. Sleep isn't an option right now.

nirey: so you have work at like 3:30am? I guess you really do have a life.

friendhamster: Nah, it was only around 10 or 11 when I replied. Sometimes I do paperwork at 3 am, but not usually.

nirey: do not bother to continue but i know you will because you have nothing valid to say and you want some mild entertainment considering you have no life.

friendhamster: Because your continuation of the thread is certainly conclusive evidence of your busy and enthralling life.

Please note that I have been the only one with any valid points this whole time.

nirey: HAAHHAHAHAH thank you for entertaining my friends during our night classs. We appreciate your endless stupidity and vengeance. In your opinion, you have been the only one with the valid points. You are suppose to think that because it is your opinion, Duh, kthanxbai.

friendhamster: I have the ability to recognise when others present valid opinions or points in a debate.

Yours have been childish and void of any basis in logic or fact.

nirey: LOLSSSSS please continue because i know you will not stop because you have so much to do!

friendhamster: Don't worry, you've entertained just as many of my friends with your inane comments. I love how you continue to tell me that I have no life because I continue this thread... as if you're doing anything different yourself.

You're right, I have nothing to do right now! Will wonders ever cease. People. On the internet. At all times of the day.

nirey: LOLSSOSLSOSSLSOSSLSLSSLS
omfg, hilarious. stop please, hahhaha
still talking, thinking you going to get the last
word, when i can easily end this, infact I will, bye cuntrag. i am sick of hearing your jibberish.

...


She then deleted the entry. Which is sad, really... not only does it make her look like a huge tool, but my original comment had basically been praising her post. I wish more people on the internet could provide actual facts when "arguing", instead of just resorting to name-calling.

Please also note that she is the only one being outright rude here. So much could have been accomplished had she debated like an adult instead of whining like a child!

I probably should record songs at a time that is not the middle of the night, so that I can actually SING as opposed to basically whispering so that I don't wake anyone up.

Not only are we attempting to get this smokin' Norwegian transferred into our care...


we are also showing her the joys of America. Namely: New York (granted, we have an audition there anyway but whatevs), Hershey Park, and DISNEY WORLD.



My family is so fucking cool.

"My eyes is everywhere!"

First of all, more of you need to participate in my lyrics game. Second of all, you should also participate in hulazombie's lyric game as well because she does not have enough answers and I am sucky and could only guess one. So go over there and check that out.

THANKS FRIENDS

This is obviously the lyric game where I list the first line (or few lines) from songs on my iPod and you have to pretend you actually like these songs and tell me the titles and artists. If you Google them, God will know and he will smite you down and just generally be disappointed in you, and you don't want that, do you? So post a comment with your guesses and I expect lots of answers.

And yes, I am a huge faggot.



1. Any body who is anybody will soon walk through that door...

2. Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you...
Time After Time, Cyndi Lauper (hulazombie)

3. I touch the fire and it freezes me, I look into it's black...
Once More With Feeling, BtVS Musical Episode (popsixx)

4. Strangely quiet, now the storm simply rests to strike again...

5. I'm sorry friend I have to, I know, I know it's rude, I shouldn't work my problems out with food...
Apology to a Cow, Bat Boy (popsixx)

6. One two three o'clock, four o'clock rock...
Rock Around the Clock, Billy Haley and the Comets (goodnightmoon__)

7. Early in the evenin', just about suppertime, over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind...
Down on the Corner, Creedence Clearwater Revival (hulazombie)

8. Wake up every morning, so much stuff to learn, histories of this and that, Latin verbs and habitat, principles of bacon fat...

9. Sudden changes surround me, lady luck came and found me...

10. Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed, similar events in cities across America, events which bore a striking resemblance, to the ones you have just seen began occurring...
(Finale Ultimo) Don't Feed the Plants, Little Shop of Horrors (popsixx)

11. Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales...
Never Had a Friend Like Me, Aladdin (tinyplaidninja)

12. Elvis was a coola shaker, Marley, Ziggy, Melody Maker...
The Lady is a Vamp, Spice Girls (goodnightmoon__)

13. You're not ready for the world outside, you keep pretending, but you just can't hide...
Standing in the Way, BtVS Musical Episode (aaronmackenzie)

14. They're comin' through the window, they're comin' through the door, they're bustin' down the big wall, and soundin' on the horn...
Bucky Done Gun, M.I.A (teresina)

15. There's something sweet, and almost kind; but he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined...
Something There, Beauty and the Beast (popsixx)

16. I had a little trouble 'cause I grew a little tail; well, it wasn't really little, it was absolutely giant...
All For You, Seussical the Musical (popsixx)

17. All of my love, all of my kissing, you don't know what you've been missing...
Oh Boy, Buddy Holly (voodooskeleton)

18. On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round...
Bad to the Bone, George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers (taffer)

19. If you, if you could return, don't let it burn, don't let it fade...
Linger, The Cranberries (hulazombie)

20. If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad...
I Love My Lips, Veggie Tales (voodooskeleton)

21. Christmas, Christmastime is here, time for toys and time for cheer...
Christmas Song, Alvin and the Chipmunks (goodnightmoon__)

22. Life's a show, and we all play our parts, and when the music starts, we open up our hearts...
Something to Sing About, BtVS Musical Episode (popsixx)

23. Like this brief day my light is nearly gone, but through the night, my children, you will go on...

24. Here come old flattop, he come groovin' up slowly...
Come Together, The Beatles (tinyplaidninja)

25. Blessed are we who toil and labour, strive to bear the weight...

26. A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds, will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground...
I Can Make You a Man, Rocky Horror Picture Show (hulazombie)

27. Jenny's afraid of water; I mean she swims so well, but still, she's afraid of water...

28. Oh I eat watermelon and I have for years...

29. Hey baby, my nose is gettin' big, I notice it be growin' when I be tellin' the fibs...

30. I'm gonna wake up, yes and no...

okay fuck that last shit, does this one work?

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