franzi1981, posts by tag: silliness - LiveJournal

I spent half this evening listening to swing songs, and it's all dalehead's fault.

Here, have one. (Ignore the silly video. It's the only video for this version of the song that I could access from here)

...there's a drama unfolding in my cupboard as Nessie is sneaking up behind the Doctor and Martha...

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Me to Isha while we were working on the next chapter of Making of a Boy - and I was stalling at her for a while:

heh, sorry. antonio banderas just had sex on my tv... back now *G*

Yeah. I'm lost *g*. It's like back then when dragon_lord made me like Kiefer Sutherland, even though I so didn't like him before *g*.

...this wasn't even intented...

Me: i can just imagine the convo at work on monday
Me: "so what did you do at the weekend?"
"Me? Poking around in a bdsm shop with my girl!"
duffnstuff: *DIES* Poking = best choice of word ever
Me: lol
Me: oh god LOL

This particular chat log is made more funny by the time stamps.

[08:55] Me: OMG I NEED TO PACK FOR TOMORROW *coughs* Good morning!
[16:29] digital_opium: WHY ARE YOU NOT PACKING! ... oh, you probably have by now
[16:30] Me: actually
[16:30] Me: no
[16:30] Me: I haven't
[16:30] digital_opium: *laugh*

The phrase "Blood makes for shit lube" is just wrong when you talk about anal sex.

Heh.

I was watching some improv comedy on tv. Now, imagine the following situation: Comedian A is being interrogated by B & C. A doesn't know what he's done. B&C & audience know. Which is: A has robbed a sperm bank and replaced the sperm with his own.

Highlights included dialogue like:

"How long did it take you to do this?"
A: "Um... 10 minutes?"

"How did you prepare yourself?"
A: "...Movies!"
"Which ones?"
A: ".. Babe?"

"What did you do with all that stuff anyway? Just threw it away?"
A: "I drank it!"

Nicky! Looks like my boy learned from your boy or something ;-)

Lindsay Lohan started Monday evening alone at the first table at Richie Akiva and Scott Sartiano's Butter. But by the end of the night Sting, Axl Rose, Lenny Kravitz, Maxwell, Adrien Brody and Stephen Dorff had piled in to join her. Still, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who has been linked with her, seemed nervous about running into Lohan Tuesday night when he heard she was on her way to Bungalow 8. The "Match Point" hunk hot-footed it out of the club just as Lohan was arriving with Johnny Knoxville and model May Andersen.

*giggles*

Also, she's apparently been stalking Colin or something. *g* Our poor pups need to start some kind of support group ;-)

So, I was making this post for jon_r_meyers, because he got asked why he's into that whole pain/masochism thing anyway. Or well, I'm still in the process of writing that post.

I got stuck at the part "I guess part of it is...". And then got distracted by music.

While talking to digital_opium I got the idea of inserting the titles of the songs into the sentence. Which left us with:

"I guess part of it is Sleep, sweet sleep."

"I guess part of it is From Yesterday."

*giggles* digital_opium then got the idea to insert whatever tv show's on. I turned the music off, and the tv on... and got:

"I guess part of it is The Simpsons"

*gigglesnort*