maya phoenix nick

Pure genius rap about SYLVIA BROWNE--BY KRISTIN AND I

There's a lady,
She's called Sylv'a Browne
With ghosts and phantoms
She's totally down.


Look 'er up on Montel
Each Wednesday she's there.
She tells you the truth
Of your worst nightmare!

(Yo!)


"There's a ghost in your house!
His name is Leonard,
But don't be afraid
Please don't be absurd.
Ghosts 'll not harm you,
Just say 'you're dead!'
They're only confused.
Messed up in the head!"

(unh!)


She has a 'Spirit Guide'
Her name is Francine
She gives her conscience
and make her less mean!

(Yo. Yea. Thas Right!)


Lots of Books she wrote
Which smartly advise
"Carry crucifixes
if joo wanta survive!


"Sprinkle Holy Wata
In every room
Not doing this only
will Seal your doom"

(Yo Yo, Thas Righ'!)


"There's a ghost in your house!
His name is Leonard,
But don't be afraid
Please don't be absurd.
Ghosts 'll not harm you,
Just say 'you're dead!'
They're only confused.
Messed up in the head!"


Montel Williams
And her are tight
On his show each Wednesday
She reveals her second sight

She speaks to the peeps
In a melodious voice
Of cigarette smoke
And wrongful Choice

(Yea, Oh! Thas deep, yo.)



"There's a ghost in your house!
His name is Leonard,
But don't be afraid
Please don't be absurd.
Ghosts 'll not harm you,
Just say 'you're dead!'
They're only confused.
Messed up in the head!"

Sylvia, Sylvia
You touched my soul girl..
I just wanted to thank ya sista
From the bottom of my heart...

(Yea, Oh! Thas deep, yo.)
---

your thoughts?
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maya phoenix nick

I'm so bored, do this.

Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal


No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.
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Public cuz I'm doing the whole, community promoting thing


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maya phoenix nick

Everyone else was doing it, so why shouldn't I.

Leave me an anonymous comment with:

- A secret
- A compliment
- Something you dislike about me
- One thing you would give me if you could
- Lyrics that remind you of me
- Your age
- Do you consider me your friend? An acquaintance? Or just a random person?
- A hint to who you are
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maya phoenix nick

Stolen from Jess.

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, I'll tell you what it would be.
4. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. Put this in your journal.

And yes, I'm leaving this entry public because I want EVERYONE to fill it out. =)
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maya phoenix nick

I'm making this entry public for a reason.

Okay, I have a huge... HUGE announcement to make.

I baked cookies today.

Chocolate chip cookies.

My parents weren't home to make sure I was doing it right. (I've never done it on my own before)

They came out great.

The house is still standing.

It's totally not burned down.

Comment and express how proud of me you are..especially for those who know what happened with the Easymac when I was 12 and stupid. >.>
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maya phoenix nick

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k? k.
If you're reading my journal and aren't on my friends list and would like to be added, then comment saying...
a) who you are
b) why you think you should be added

and I'll most likely add you! ^.^
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