*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

Every homeless person you see on the streets has been put there by force or the threat of force by the police to protect the profits of landowners and landlords and less directly to act as an example and threat for workers who might otherwise be less willing to accept unjust wages and working conditions.

affirmations for my printer:

• you are not out of paper
• you have so much paper
• it’s okay to function as intended
• you are not out of ink
• i just refilled that cartridge last month
• you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
• you’re allowed to print things

sometimes u wanna les out with a girl but she gets into a monogamous relationship with a man named fred. such is life.

I will never understand the impulse to put a touch interface in a laptop screen. The screen?? The thing I sneeze on??

put your epic boobs away I have to write an httpget function that returns two to four images in a JSON format

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now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”