"There's a white house..."
I would add on to the amazing story, but I think I shall leave it at present to let you guys in on something about the legend that is Byron.
Byron is vegan: "What?" says his adoring public. "How can this be? I thought only impossibly skinny hipster/hippies were vegan. Byron is no hippy!" This is true, good people, this is true. Byron is no hippy, and yet, he is a vegan. Why? Because Byron reads. He reads books. He reads books about the horrid things that happens to food before it gets on our plates, and it makes him worried, mad, and willing to eat tofu (and no, it isn't The Jungle by Upton Sinclare, if you really read that you don't become a vegan, you become a turn of the century Socialist). This is the truth.
Byron is vegan: "What?" says his adoring public. "How can this be? I thought only impossibly skinny hipster/hippies were vegan. Byron is no hippy!" This is true, good people, this is true. Byron is no hippy, and yet, he is a vegan. Why? Because Byron reads. He reads books. He reads books about the horrid things that happens to food before it gets on our plates, and it makes him worried, mad, and willing to eat tofu (and no, it isn't The Jungle by Upton Sinclare, if you really read that you don't become a vegan, you become a turn of the century Socialist). This is the truth.


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