Fix Your Writing Habits

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literaticat

Anonymous asked:

Hello Jennifer! A query’s job is to sell the manuscript and entice an agent to read the pages, but what should the sample pages be doing and not be doing to maintain interest? Anything that should be obvious or less obvious? Any insights are much appreciated!

literaticat answered:

Let’s say you are in a bookstore. You only have $20, you can get ONE book. So you’re wandering around looking at stuff. Maybe first you look at the books on the New Releases table, then go to the sections that have stuff you usually like.

You pick out a few potential books. They all have cool covers, they all have interesting-sounding descriptions on the jacket, so you decide to turn to the first page and just start reading.

WHAT MAKES YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO KEEP GOING? What makes you decide THIS one is the one you are going to spend your $20 on? And, what might make you set the book down?

The answer might be a little different for different people on different days. Some of it might be just vibes-based, you just really aren’t in the mood for XYZ or for whatever reason XYZ gives you the ick, and this book seems to be brimming with it. OR, on the other side of the coin, you ARE really in the mood for XYZ, or you are always a sucker for this trope or this type of premise, and this particular book seems to be really ringing that bell in a fun way.

So… it’s the same when I’m looking at the query inbox. There are a lot of things that are easy to say no to. But, there are probably several things that look potentially promising based on the query and the first page or so, and they have become Maybes. If I’m looking at the “maybe” pile and trying to decide what to request, I’ll go in deeper on the sample pages, just like hypothetical you reading a bit of the book in the bookstore.

For ME, the books (or manuscripts) that make me say YES are generally the ones where the voice rings true and the writing is clear as glass. I feel instantly like I am in good hands with this author, and I’m excited to keep going because I’m already hooked and want to know more about what will happen next.

Ideally, I FORGET that I’m reading a query, it just feels like a REAL BOOK.

I don’t really know how else to describe it, or how you ACHIEVE that. It’s just a FEELING. (Sorry!)

If at ANY point I want to nope out, for any reason at all, I will do so. If I get to the end of the first page and want to keep going, that’s good. If I get to the end of the sample and want to keep going, I’ll request a full.

(Sorry I don’t have more specific Things You Must Do… just, you know, make it so people want to keep going????)

querying traditional publishing
thatpreciousthing
grimeclown

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

gaesnek

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monkey-mulch

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

red-mercer

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

grimeclown

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

grimeclown

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

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headspace-hotel

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

bogleech

Convergent evolution.

bisexual-engineer-girl

Linguistic crab

backofthebookshelf

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

language lmao
elumish
elumish

My honest advice if you are reading something (especially something academic or non-fiction) that you don't understand is to read it again. And again, if you need to. And again.

I read the same three or four pages of the new network analysis paper probably six times yesterday, and at some point I had the math notation page on Wikipedia open for reference, and I don't have a subject matter expert's understanding but I do get more of it than I did when I started. And the next time I read it I'll understand it more.

Literally work it out sentence by sentence if you have to. You can learn how to understand things, even if it takes a lot of iterations.

reading academics this is true of all things you should challenge yourself when reading sometimes and it's so good for you!!
yeahwrite
what-even-is-thiss

I’ve gotta be honest I hesitate to give writing advice anymore because whenever someone tells me your story needs to do xyz I immediately need to write a story breaking all of those rules they just spelled out because I’m just Like That and who am I to further enable other people who are also Like That

emwrote

"Beginning writers should stick with a human point of view"

Not if you were the weird, biology obsessed kid.

graycoin

The only writing advice that I think is evergreen is to just try stuff and see what works. Writing is such an personalized process, and the output is unique to the individual. It's so hard to make general practices that won't fall apart when applied to the reality of the diaspora of human experience and imagination.

Basically, first rule of writing is to be yourself and have fun. :>

tbh this is why I reblog as much as I can you never know what advice will work for you!!
wildragon
obi-troll-kenobi

Commission scammer spotting guide

Tumblr has been plagued by art thief acccounts pretending to be artists and trying to scam you to commission them. Here's a list of things to watch out when a suspicious account is claiming to be a commission artist. Not to say that every "red flag" is an indication of fake artist, but if you see too many red flags at once, it's safe to assume the "artist" might be a scammer.

  • No digital footprint - Despite the quality of presented art and the supposed number of commissions they're getting, the account is fairly new and unknown, there is no trace of them ever existing before on tumblr or any other sites.
  • Varying styles and quality - Sometimes it's a full painted pieces, sometimes it's a sketchy drawing and sometimes it's a simple cellshaded chibi. There are artists who work in different styles but the things like quality of lines and consistency of shading don't usualy change overnight.
  • Bad quality uploads - Small and pixelated quality of uploaded artwork probably means they stole it from somewhere.
  • Eveything is a commission - Most artwork they upload is described as "commission from a client" to legitimize their commission scam. Also note the consistency of them calling their commissioners "clients" everytime. "Thanks for trusting me" is also a common phrase used by scammers.
  • No fandom tags - Even if the artwok is clearly a fanart, they never label the media or character, often claiming it's an oc.
  • Nameless OCs - When they claim the artwork depicts their own characters, you never learn their names or what they are from except "a story i'm writing" or sometihng like that.
  • Vague artistic descriptions - The scammers commonly use short artistic descriptions like "She represents balance warmth and cold, chaos and grace held together in one moment." instead of regular artist's comment about the art or character on it.
  • They are most likely to message you randomly whenever you post anything about wanting to commission an artist.
  • Of course things like AI claimed to be their own art or leftover signatures from original artists are a clear indication of art theft. If you are unsure you can always chek their images on google lens to see if there are any suspicious matches.

I uderstand this is not an exhausive guide and that yes, real artists are sometimes guilty of some of these too, we're just people. Just because an artist didn't tag their fanart or put a weird description doesn't automaticaly mean they are fake and trying to scam you. It's just general list of common red flags shared between confirmed scam accounts and might be useful when you're looking for commissions and want to verify if the artist is legit or a thief/scammer.

If you are interested to see what those scam accounts look like and how they are exposed, go give @ai-art-thieves a look.

PSA
thatpreciousthing
frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

ninewheels

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

fantasy ideas
corvidivus
netscapenavigator-official

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

PSAs print those suckers out
heywriters
anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

fixyourwritinghabits

This was me but with beer.

okay like I KNEW beer wasn't supposed to make your mouth sting but it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that was an allergic reaction okay so I was 37 in my defense I did not drink much beer because it made my mouth sting!!! it's hops btw my allergy is to hops