I guess whether something is a tragedy, comedy, romance, or horror really depends on your attitude

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Answer from the locust, twentieth of August

Making croissants is so laborious. But it sounds interesting. It would be the next step in my baking experience. Maybe.

Day 473: drew tango on the back of a receipt at work

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Guard dog

Send our spark out into the darkness…

so i kinda don't like how that one fanart chart that every creator seems to use is set up (no shade to the person who made it, it's just not my vibe) and i especially don't like that it's framed as "Fanart Rules". i also hate the discussion around this kinda stuff going in circles so i have instead decided to say "fuck it" and do my own thing.

i made this. it's meant to be a guideline of what i am comfortable with. the blocktag is simply a tag that i have blocked. that's all it is. nothing more, nothing less. these aren't "rules". but it's also something i think has merit in existing as a quick information tool for the people who care to. yknow. not make us uncomfortable. pretty reasonable i think.

if you disagree with it - okay i guess. a little strange in my opinion, but go ahead and not follow them if you don't want to. i'll just probably block you. maybe ban you from my spaces. you can also block me if you'd like. i very conveniently provided a list of all my socials if you wish to do so! but im not gonna tell you what to do. and you can't tell me what to do either. consequences of our actions and all that. but hey, if you wanna avoid that stuff happening, following these guidelines is a really good way to do it!

anyway, the template is below the break if anyone else wants to use it. i also put my chart in my pinned post below the break

it's so crazy how much worse u can make things by not leaving the bed or house or eating food

The Pythagorean Theorem is already my favourite mathematical theorem but it's at its absolute best when the two shorter sides of the triangle are 3 and 4 units respectively. It's so utterly satisfying that it works out that the hypotenuse is 5. The fact that the squares of each number line up that way makes me a little more hopeful about the world.

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

Answer from the locust, thirteenth of August

The Tango is increasing in tempo. The Pearl joined the dance. The Ravaging has begun!

Time buddy cuddles

i gotta say it is really fucking annoying to have strangers ask us if we’re Korean. please just dont. thats weird.

If it makes you feel better, you are an amorphous green blob to me. You emerged from a river of ambiguous origin and the implication is that some day you will return.