There's no glitter in the gutter, no twilight galaxy

Thanks for stopping by! I don't know what got you interested enough to look, but now you're here please feel free to say hi.

What about me? I am a woman, but not at all girlie. I like to drink whiskey, smoke cigars and watch porn. Not necessarily all at the same time. After all, it leaves no hands free... More comfortable in print than I ever am in the flesh, I prefer to communicate through the written word the vast majority of the time. But engage me in conversation and I might almost seem normal. Almost.


I write all kinds of stuff. Things about films and TV. Original stuff. General thoughts and musings. Fanfiction. I'm a panfandom kinda gal. I tend to flit between them like a butterfly. Sometimes I just obsess [and please believe me when I say that I can obsess with the best] and sometimes I get involved and contribute fic.

If you want to friend me, please feel free. I'm not exclusive, all are welcome here as long as they're well behaved. I don't want to have to put any of you over my knee. Well, not for the wrong reasons, anyway. Please don't be offended if I don't friend you back straight away. I like to get to know people before I give them access to my private parts. I'm not being rude, I promise.

My journal layout was taken from fruitstyle and modified myself. The banner image is by bide at littlecigars.