Yes we will sit on you...

So a quick update since i havent posted here in forever:

Diet issues. I'm having a really really hard time staying on this diet. Money + Restaurants by work + friend by work to go to lunch with at said restaurants = bad fat robyn. I was doing so good before. lost 12 pounds before Christmas. And since christmas, I've gained back 5 of those pounds >_< Its really frustrating because I have been jogging every couple days (which is a helluvalot more excercise then diet round 1) and I have been good on most days. Good breakfast, pack my lunch, dinner at home.. its just 1-2 times a week Im out for lunch and really cant be bother spending my money on good healthy food that I can make at home. I had poutine yesterday.. Zellers restaurant Poutine! Its so good! I luv that place for food. Cheap, and damn good. And our waitress was so nice, and cute.. She called me, "Young Lady" hehehe

I really need to get back on track. No more going out for lunch, maybe once a month. No spending money on that crap. Monday I am going hardcore on this diet. I have to. Or I'm going to cry. I need to get to 149. That's the goal. I must do this!! I'd like to lose it by my birthday (So that May 2 for those who dont know.. mark it down.. cheer me on!) I would like to lose it faster then that.. but I dont want to go too crazy. Mind you.. 1.5 pounds a week let's say.. so i could do it in 10 weeks. So that's exactly my bday (well may 1.. as the monday) So that's the absolute last day i have to do it.

on a side note: My sister weighs more then me right now.. the first time in my entire life. I know she's pregnant and due any day now but DAMNIT! it's a nice feeling!

Hey, any of us 'big girls' should check out www.torrid.com 's clearance section. All of it is at least 50% off.
Also, they have brought back some of their edgier clothes. Listed under Edge. (creative eh?) Oh, and in the clearance dresses section, they have some special occasion dresses.
Just thought I'd pass on the sale list. :)

Okay, so not only am I a lard ass, I'm a lard ass with no will power. I just ate most of a medium hawiian pizza from papa johns. yup, WITH the garlic/butter sauce stuff. WTF? Why? I had stuff in the fridge. Good healthy stuff. *pause to unbutton pants* I could have had a wonderful spinach salad with some grilled chicken on top, but nooooo, I had to have pizza!!! Tina, you should have stopped me. NO, I should have stopped myself. ugh. I've been doing good, I really have. I started doing the slim-fast in the morning, a slim-fast at lunch with a small salad (no meat or cheese just light dressing) and then a decent dinner. And I mean chicken or fish. I've had red meat once in the last month. I'm also taking Relacore. Its been working. I've lost an inch in my stomach in a month. And now I go and blow it. What the hell is wrong with me. Oh yeah, when I snack its on carrots. Bleh. The last 3 days I've eaten shit. Pure and total shit. I might as well go to the Piggly Wiggly and get me some lard and chittlins! Hi, Ma-am, would you like a side order of pork rinds with that lard?? I have around 5 months to lose 20lbs (at least!!!) and here I just wasted almost 4wks worth of trying with the last 3 days. I started my period, so that must be part of it, but still!!! I can't do this every month. It will undo everything! I seriously think I'm going to call up each pizza place and tell them they are not ALLOWED to bring me pizza. UGH! I need somebody here to kick my ass when I do this shit. I need somebody to answer to. I just don't think I can do this alone. Hubby is in Iraq again so he can't help. I started smoking again. I haven't smoked as a habit for over a year now, and then boom. He deploys and I smoke. At least its not snacking right? BLEH! STRESS!!! I leaned to far over my computer chair and broke the arm off of it. Now it sits funny. Way to go fat ass. Anybody in my area want to start working out??? Damn it. I had a walking partner, but she got a job and had to quit walking with me in the mornings. Dammit. I need will power. In pill form would work best.....any cures out there ladies? I need it. I only have 5 (+ or -) months to lose some serious weight. This is my last chance. If I can't lose it now, I'm going to the doctor and let him cut me open. I'm desperate, but for some reason, not desperate enough to realize that I didn't need that pizza. Whats wrong with me?

Yay me for losing 12 lbs! Of course I had just bought new clothes and now my pants are falling off...but its a small price to pay to feel skinnier :P This whole diet thing that I'm doing is really working quite well...I was skeptical at first...but it works and it isn't difficult. Of course pills make everything easier :P So anyways...yay me!

How does one GAIN 6.5 lbs in less than a week? Only I would be the one to find a way. I'm so fuckin' depressed and disappointed in myself. :(

I'm selling stuff on Ebay, yay! Plus size clothes from size 18W to 26W, used condition to NWOT. If you're on LJ and on my friends' list or belong to a mutual community, I'll take $2 off your shipping price if you win the auction!

hey. fat bitches. I love you.

thought I should share. Although, I dont love you for you. I just love your fat. =D

Here's all my Ebay clothes links! Help pay an impoverished and underpaid student's bills for the month of May! Comment if you have questions!

ZANA DI FLARE BUTTERFLY JEANS Sz 22

OLIVE GREEN FAUX SUEDE BOOTCUT PANTS Sz 22

GFLA 2X BLUE BELL-SLEEVE INDIA TOP

ALLOY.COM Sz 25 "IT" STRAIGHT-LEG Jeans

ROUTE 66 BOOTCUT STRETCH KHAKI CORDUROY PANTS Sz. 22W

GFLA Sz 24 SPARKLY JEANS

GFLA Sz 22 CALIFORNIA CARGO FLARE JEANS

CAROLINA BLUES KHAKI BOOT-CUT PANTS Sz 22

LONG BUTTON-DOWN BLACK & WHITE PLAID SCHOOL-GIRL SKIRT Sz MED

DELiA's 3X BLACK CARGO SKIRT

DELiA's 3X PEASANT SKIRT

VENEZIA 18/20 BLACK VELVET CORSET TOP

*xposted to fatbitches, late_nights, SPREAD THE WORD PUUHHHHHLLLEEEEAAZZEEEEE =)

Hey fat bitches!! Gues what I'm having tonight??? mmmm papa johns hawian pizza! Sounds yummy huh? What, don't look at me in that tone of voice.......what diet? fuck it. =P

ok, so I just did my Carmen Electra aerobic strip tease DVDs... WHOO!! They came in the mail today, much to my surprise (the site said they were still being processed!). So I waited until Eli was in bed so I could do them comfortably.

I AM SO EXCITED! They have an amazing stretch routine then 2 dance numbers. Theyre basic enough for my fat ass to do, but not easy enough to get bored. I just finished about an hours worth and I want to go do more!! Not to mention Carmen Electra stripping does something for me... RAWR... but that's besides the point. I cannot believe how awesome the first DVD is. A lot of the moves will require flexibility and balance, but Im sure that will be achieved with practice. Carmen definitely goes slow enough so even the most stupid unatheletic morons (ME!) can keep up. You feel like she is supporting you completely...

AWESOME!! GO BUY NOW!!! My abs, buns, thighs and calves are already cussin' at me. =)