MAIA > Dialogue
| This is a transcript for dialogue with MAIA. |
CB04_Mayor[edit]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 002A9497 | 002F0507 | Yes! |
a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) |
| 3 | 002AD94A | 002F0506 | Allow me to play the outgoing mayor's final message... |
chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) |
| 4 | 002B2A88 | 002F0503 | Congratulations citizen! |
a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) |
| 5 | By Mayoral executive order, all individuals entering this room shall have the office of Mayor bestowed upon them. | a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) | ||
| 6 | I am your Mayoral Artificially Intelligent Assistant. You may call me MAIA. | |||
| 7 | I'll be your guide through the transition period and your faithful assistant once you get settled | |||
| 8 | 003E6283 | 003E62B7 | Being Mayor can be a little over whelming at first, but that's why I'm here. To help you! |
cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful |
| 9 | I've pulled up pertinent files on the mayoral terminal, where you should find any urgent or outstanding business. | |||
| 10 | 003E62B8 | The city is in a state of emergency and an evacuation order has been issued for human residents. |
cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful | |
| 11 | You are of course the mayor, so you can do whatever you like. | |||
| 12 | 003E62B9 | I'm sure there's much to do. And I want to help you do it. |
cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful | |
| 13 | Unfortunately, I can't actually conduct city business, but I can offer sound well-researched advice. | |||
| 14 | Oh and poetry. I have an extensive database of poetry. Some previous mayors had me recite poetry to them constantly. | |||
| 15 | Would you like to hear a poem? | |||
| 16 | 003E62BA | Haunted Houses, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow... |
reciting a poem [recommend reading all this together and then breaking into individual files after, so its easier for the actor to read coherently.] | |
| 17 | All houses wherein men have lived and died | reciting a poem... | ||
| 18 | Are haunted houses. Through the open doors | |||
| 19 | The harmless phantoms on their errands glide, | |||
| 20 | With feet that make no sound upon the floors. | |||
| 21 | We meet them at the door-way, on the stair, | |||
| 22 | Along the passages they come and go, | |||
| 23 | Impalpable impressions on the air, | |||
| 24 | A sense of something moving to and fro. | |||
| 25 | There are more guests at table than the hosts | |||
| 26 | Invited; the illuminated hall | |||
| 27 | Is thronged with quiet, inoffensive ghosts, | |||
| 28 | As silent as the pictures on the wall. | |||
| 29 | The stranger at my fireside cannot see | |||
| 30 | The forms I see, nor hear the sounds I hear; | |||
| 31 | He but perceives what is; while unto me | |||
| 32 | All that has been is visible and clear. | |||
| 33 | We have no title-deeds to house or lands; | |||
| 34 | Owners and occupants of earlier dates | |||
| 35 | From graves forgotten stretch their dusty hands, | |||
| 36 | And hold in mortmain still their old estates. | |||
| 37 | The spirit-world around this world of sense | |||
| 38 | Floats like an atmosphere, and everywhere | |||
| 39 | Wafts through these earthly mists and vapours dense | |||
| 40 | A vital breath of more ethereal air. | |||
| 41 | Our little lives are kept in equipoise | |||
| 42 | By opposite attractions and desires; | |||
| 43 | The struggle of the instinct that enjoys, | |||
| 44 | And the more noble instinct that aspires. | |||
| 45 | These perturbations, this perpetual jar | |||
| 46 | Of earthly wants and aspirations high, | |||
| 47 | Come from the influence of an unseen star | |||
| 48 | An undiscovered planet in our sky. | |||
| 49 | And as the moon from some dark gate of cloud | |||
| 50 | Throws o'er the sea a floating bridge of light, | |||
| 51 | Across whose trembling planks our fancies crowd | |||
| 52 | Into the realm of mystery and night,-- | |||
| 53 | So from the world of spirits there descends | |||
| 54 | A bridge of light, connecting it with this, | |||
| 55 | O'er whose unsteady floor, that sways and bends, | |||
| 56 | Wander our thoughts above the dark abyss. | |||
| 57 | 003E62BB | While I am enjoying getting to know you and helping you get acclimated, there seems to be urgent business left unfinished by the previous administration. |
cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful | |
| 58 | Shall I play you the out going mayor's last recorded message? | |||
| 59 | 004ECEF9 | Ah, what have we here? | receiving a data disk and about to start investigating its contents (cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful) | |
| 60 | 003E6284 | 003E62B2 | End of recorded message. |
matter of fact. programmed for cheerfulness. |
| 61 | 003E6294 | 003E62B3 | Well... I certainly tried... ughn. | last dying breaths |
| 62 | 003E6295 | 003E62B4 | Goodbye, ma'am. It was a pleasure to serve you. You were an excellent mayor. |
sad but unable to fully show it, programmed for cheerfulness... convey sadness with pacing not tone of voice. |
| 63 | 003E6296 | 003E62AD | It's alright. I hope you don't get too lonely here all by yourself. Goodbye, MAIA. | at peace with imminent death, saying goodbye - slowly,tiredly, but not laboriously |
| 64 | 003E6297 | 003E62B1 | My sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance. |
a catch phrase, sincere but programmed to be cheerful |
| 65 | 003E6298 | 003E62B0 | I think... this... is it. | about to die, saying goodbye |
| 66 | 003E6299 | 003E62AC | Ma'am, are you alright? |
(worried but not alarmed) programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice. |
| 71 | 003E62A4 | 003E62AE | Of course. |
(slightly chastised) a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) |
| 72 | 003E62A5 | 003E62AF | NO! What's wrong with you? No more robots! MAIA <coughing up blood> make sure the next mayor hears this... | (slightly woozy/out of breath, dying shortly from blood loss) urgently making a final recording in case anyone finds you. talking to a trusted AI |
| 73 | 003E62A6 | 003E62AB | Certainly. |
a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) |
| 74 | Ma'am, sensors indicate you are losing large quantities of blood. Shall I summon a paramedic to assist you? | concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice. | ||
| 78 | 004ECEE9 | 004ECEF3 | Congratulations! You have been cleared for the highest security level. The municipal robots should no longer attack you. |
chipper, but matter of fact |
| 79 | It appears you have solved the problem... at least for yourself. | |||
| 80 | You are now authorized to have the combination for the supply cache. Ready? Seven. Four. Seventy-Six. | chipper, helpful AI | ||
| 81 | 004ECEEA | 004ECEF8 | There appears to be a glitch in the update software which has misinterpreted the monitoring software as a virus. |
concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice. |
| 82 | This has triggered a full building lockdown and a security force has been dispatched to your area. | concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice. | ||
| 83 | Again, my sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance. | since, but plucky catch-phrase | ||
| 84 | 004ECEEB | 004ECEF5 | Sir... |
concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice. |
| 85 | 004ECEF6 | Ma'am... |
concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice. | |
| 86 | 004ECEEC | 004ECEF4 | You should see the uplink tower from where you are now. |
guiding player over intercom, chipper, helpful AI |
| 87 | You'll need to upload the software update into the terminal at it's base, then wait for the broadcast and city wide reboot. | |||
| 88 | 004ECEED | 004ECEF7 | I would call a maintenance crew to do this for you, but as I understand it, they would just murder you. |
chipper, completely glossing over how insane that sounds... said like "We could go outside, but unfortunately it's raining outside" |
| 89 | And I, to my never ending chagrin, was constructed lacking hands. So, I'm afraid you'll need to do it yourself. | cheerful self pity | ||
| 90 | You can conveniently reach the roof from this office. | cheerfully helpful | ||
| 91 | My sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance. | cheerful self pity - this is a common catch phrase for you | ||
| 92 | 004ECEEE | 004ECEF0 | This needs to be uploaded and broadcast from the uplink tower on the roof. |
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| 93 | Once you arrive there, I'll guide you through the process over the intercom system. | |||
| 94 | 004ECEEF | 004ECEF1 | Sir, this is a citywide software update for all municipal robots. |
a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) wants to be helpful |
| 95 | 004ECEF2 | Ma'am, this is a citywide software update for all municipal robots. |
a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) wants to be helpful |
