| For the condition in Fallout Tactics, see Drunk. |
“A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.”
Drunks are intoxicated people living in Freeside in Fallout: New Vegas.
Background[edit]
Drunks can be found in the destroyed building across from Mick & Ralph's. They will wander around the area, sit against the wall, and make random comments when the Courier attempts to speak with them.
Inventory[edit]
Quotes[edit]
- "A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on."

- "You've got to keep {yer}your bitches in line!"

- "Cheeser's dead!? They said he was a God! Ha, who ever heard of a God of cheese?"

- "I am not an alcoholic, sir. I'm a drunk! There's a difference!"
- "Ya got any change, man? I've got two/three/five/seven kids to feed."
- "There are many good things in life, but peeing is definitely the best."
- "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful busty brahmin riding a caravaneer off into the sunset... Wait I don't think that came out right."
- "What the hell? I didn't eat any corn this week."
Appearances[edit]
Drunks appear in Fallout: New Vegas.
