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To commemorate our 2500th FFA post on Dreamwidth - and meme's 16th birthday - this is a special standalone prompt!fest post.

Fanfic, origfic, fanart, and original art are all welcome, as are multiple fills.

RULES:

Don't be an asshole: No harassment of prompters, authors, or artists. On the other hand, please try to give nonnies what they asked for and respect DNWs if mentioned.

Underage: You can prompt underage content here. But any definitely-underage fills (i.e. explicit porn - fic or art - involving characters who are clearly stated or shown to be below the age of 18) must be posted offsite. Links to that fic or art must be clearly labeled as underage.
If the characters in your fill could possibly be 17-or-under, but possibly not? Vague it up and post it here!

Body fluids: All allowed. Any kinks involving bodily excretions should be behind a clearly-labeled cut.

Long fic: Use a bumper comment before posting a long fill in reply to a threadstarter prompt, and use a cut for longer fills. Here's the spoiler-cut code:


GUIDELINES:

Nonnies are welcome to repost unfilled prompts from any of meme's previous prompt & fill fests:
Post #1000, FFA's 10th anniversary, Post #1500, & Post #2000.

Prompts can be specific to a fandom / characters / pairing / scenario, or you can make general requests for a kink / trope / dynamic / setting, etc.

Prompts can go in a standalone thread, or within a directory thread dedicated to one particular fandom / scenario / kink.

You can ask to be prompted for fic or art, and you can also fill your own prompts.

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... full of bat wool and newt eyes. We are not the same.

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i tak a brake
give meme a pass
i go outside
i lik the grass

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But obviously rock pedos are a self solving problem; they keep cooking themselves to death trying to fuck lava.

I headcanon you go on hikes just to look at rocks and dream about impregnating them.

This is the un-burn of all time. If someone said this to me I would get it engraved on a trophy and put it on my mantelpiece.

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Everyone finds it so “heartwarming” and “due to cultural differences” when Rocky watches Grace sleep. But when I, Edward Cullen

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This makes mascots sound like the furry version of gay for pay.

... Sound like?

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RIP Anthony Head: "All through childhood, I dressed up. My Christmas present was always a new dressing-up outfit, that my mother - who was a brilliant seamstress - would make herself. At playgroup the woman who ran it took my parents aside one day and said, we love it when Anthony comes in dressing-up clothes, but it would be really nice to meet Anthony himself one day - he gets absolutely immersed in whatever character he's dressed up as."

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“Culture and education are the lethal weapons against all kinds of fundamentalism.”

RIP Marjane Satrapi.

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If you take the politics out of fuckin’ 1984 what do you have left?

Rats? I think it's mostly rats.

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... in the same vein as those Calvin & Hobbes strips where Calvin's giving his father the "Dad" poll results.

I would read/watch a side story about Alfred doing the household bookkeeping. Wayne Manor must have some interesting costs that get disguised as 'misc. repairs' or whatever.

Would big chunks of Batman's early career involve having to sell Alfred on why he needs funds disbursement for a Bat-Hovercraft, a giant penny mount, etc?

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Meme rules do not require spoiler cuts. But here are two ways to make them:

HTML-5 (recommended)
	Demo: spoiler title Some spoilery content.
Alternative for inline spoiler-cuts - details here
	Demo: spoiler title Some spoilery content.

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Dememe flatview emulator is at https://dememe.info/flat_view (same login as the regular Dememe info above).