Emerald

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
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mixterglacia

Adrian: Good evening, Grace.

Grace: I'm eating!

Adrian: You said humans are social eaters.

Grace: We are, but I don't want you calling me disgusting like Rocky did. It's embarrassing.

Adrian: Rocky is...vocal. I will remind him of his manners.

Grace: Doesn't mean you have to force yourself to watch.

Adrian: Irrelevant. *sets their bag down.* I had Rocky make games for us to play. You mentioned something called chess?

Grace: Oh- *Puts his food down.* The board here is for chess and checkers. I didn't know you liked games.

Adrian: I do. I also want to keep your mind stimulated.

Grace: As long as we're not playing strip rules.

Adrian: ...What?

Grace: Uh, human thing. You can take any games where you score points and decide that you can choose a piece of clothing to remove from the other side.

Adrian: Oh, like ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต. A shame, I thought you'd be interested in it.

Grace: *goes beet red.* C-C'mon, Adi', you didn't think I was that kinda guy, did you?

Adrian: No, but I hoped I was wrong. No matter. Teach me to play.

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Grace: Hey, Rock'? Is Adrian trying to...I dunno, seduce me?

Rocky: Why, is it working?

project hail mary funny
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existennialmemes

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

existennialmemes

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

pt kill the rich