The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

it’s so crazy how nixon had to resign after watergate and now every single month 1 million watergates happen and no one cares

they were threatening to KILL two random assholes from the newspaper for asking questions about like, mishandled money and light wiretapping. in 2026 you can establish a surveillance state and use public taxpayer money to fund golf courses and outright state your intentions to go against multiple constitutional amendments and nothing will happen

everyday i wake up & pray for generative AI's death

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

his head is so fucking wide

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

this is gospel to me

i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that

have you ever seen this panel

im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....