Formerly cerulean-beekeeper

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
1989nihil
olderthannetfic

An extremely exhaustive and representative poll of all of tumblr ever

Okay, cryptkeepers, let's do a super well-planned demographic survey.

How decrepit are you?

A puling infant - <20

Advertiser's wet dream - 20s

Still got it - 30s

How dare you not be embarrassed to exist - 40s

Basically dead - 50s

Sounds fake, but okay - 60s

BOW BEFORE THE LICH QUEEN, PUNY MORTALS - 70 and up

olderthannetfic

Six thousand? Already like 4x as many people as on polls that matter, but we can do better!

justalurkr
personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

shower-thoughts-last-responder

On my dash!??!

Please hold