The history of feminism, as understood by the average Tumblr user

1920: After decades of hard work, women won the right to vote. Which women? All of ‘em. Which country? The only one that matters :)

1949: Simone de Beavoir boldly declared that “One is not born, but becomes, a woman.” That’s actually the only thing she said. Short book!

1950-2000: A bunch of evil manhating dykes who were, by the way, WHITE, took over feminism and totally ruined it by being too misandrist. Oh, did I mention they were white? It’s okay to hate them because they were WHITE women.

The glorious 21st century: Intersectionality says that you’re not allowed to say men oppress women. You have to be nice to men! :) Intersectionality is a really great framework that just kinda arose out of nowhere. Oh also bell hooks said you have to be nice to men. So you HAVE to be nice to men or they’ll throw a tantrum

2026: Men around the world are becoming increasingly more fascist. This is feminism’s fault.

hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

MIKU!!

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

"sometimes the curtains are just blue" media analysis vs whatever the fuck vince gilligan was doing on breaking bad

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BLACK KNIFE

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen