YIKES!
:-O
It's Friday, the 13th!
I hereby decree that, as compensation for the pain in my jaw, the universe will allow me to eat all the ice cream I'd like without any calorie intake or discomfort.
..please?
Everything will go perfectly from now on. Perfectly!
I DECREE..
that my mother will stop being a shallow cow.
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- Current Mood
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angry
I reserve the option to redo my life, starting from age 10...I will be a much naughtier little boy!
From now on my car will always work and be with me, and will cost nothing to run.
Everyone will get what's comming to them. Karma will rule the world. What ever you do will come back to you ten-fold.
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- Current Mood
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angry
Communities will not force grotesque, post-distorting smileys on their members, unless of course they actually want to discourage the use of emoticons!
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- Current Mood
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mischievous
Shared-story-writing communities will not make a lot of confused, nit-picky rules to alienate those writers who are actually contributing to the community- yeah, go tell William James to watch his sentence length, fanboy!
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- Current Music
- The Beatles, "Paperback Writer"
May from now on the line between genders be um... less line-ish!