"Come with me." "Where?" "Wherever you like."

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Ted Lasso S4E03

oh Christ SAKE FINE ILL WATCH IT not the ex deeply bonded friends/lovers/whatever footballers this is exactly what I want from a Bend It Like Beckham sequel btw imagine knowing and loving someone because of something which is both work and a deep passion and because it’s shared you know the other person’s strengths and weaknesses and fave tactics and the way they play and move how they think and feel and what affects them on the day and then it just ends. not well and with things unsaid. how do you even move on from it all? like what happens when suddenly you’re both back unexpectedly??? arghhhhh the lesbian sports narratives drive me insane
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aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

their debt has ballooned because they cannot make a profit so fingers crossed the AI bubble takes them and Anthropic out soon! every day this GenAI bullshit continues I get angrier

can’t believe I’m thinking of watching the latest Ted Lasso season just because it’s about the women’s football team 🚬

AND they had Leah Williamson on speed dial as a consultant!!!!!!

watch me fast forward through any badly written former men’s football team cameos lol imagine if the writing team bring back more of the former cast for no reason you’ve decided who your core returning characters were now stick to it and give the women’s team actors screen time!!!
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decepticonsensual

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

decepticonsensual

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

now what the hell not knowing what crackship means??!?!? THE YOUNG ONES ARE LOSING THE ANCIENT TEXTS delightful tumblr last addition though
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hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

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Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

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onyxbird

Uh oh, buddy, did you dip the entire baby in the good-at-soccer water? You didn't think ahead and leave, e.g., his heel, mediocre at soccer just in case?

HELPPPPPPSBXJDJFKFKF another reason to be grateful Spain won bonkers memes men’s football
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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

everyone at New York City Hall is LOCKED in genuinely a fascinating policy and city governance team I would love to read an in depth look at a month or two behind the scenes btw unfortunately London City Hall has far less executive power everyone get more nerdy about city governance NOW go pester your representatives!!!!! Zohran Mamdani